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A Chicago-area man who allegedly was clocked driving 111 mph through a 45 mph forest preserve told a patrol officer he was in a hurry to “try to go have sex with a girl he liked.”
Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, which lies about 20 miles west of downtown Chicago, was caught speeding through Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve last Saturday, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Police Sgt. Gregg Bell told the paper an officer saw Ramirez's 1994 Honda Prelude run a red light, then run a stop sign. Another officer pulled him over and asked him why he was traveling so fast.
For sex, he said.
Naperville Police Department via NBC Chicago
Zachary P. Ramirez is accused of driving 111 mph in a 45 mph zone.
The officer’s radar unit initially clocked the car traveling at 104 mph “and finally locked at 111 (mph),” Bell told the Sun-Times.
Disobeyed light and stop sign
Police also allegedly found 0.2 grams of marijuana in the car. Ramirez faces charges of speeding 40 mph or more over the limit, according to the paper. He also was charged with drug possession, disobeying a traffic light and disobeying a stop sign.
Ramirez is free on $200 bond, the Sun-Times reported. His arraignment date is pending.
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Sex "drive"!
Probably one of the best one's I've read yet. LOL
Is he a Secret Service agent and was he driving to Colombia?
Guess he won't be getting any now...the poor girl is probably too embarrassed to admit she knows the guy! :D
Driving that fast is Dangerous and he should have taken matters into his own hand
Ha ha.........another good one man! Awesomely funny sammy
Completely understandable at 21......
I'm glad noone was killed for him trying to bust a nut !
They forgot to tell us that the girl was only open for an hour.
(And there was a waiting line.)
ewww!
Disappointed that you heard about it too late?
This guy needs to roll with Charles Barkley.
Thanks for all the laughs guys (and gals), it made my day!
At least he's origninal.
Typical behavior of the intitled generation. No one or nothing matters but their instant gratification. No second thought that running that light could had wiped out a whole family in one auto accident. There are 2 priorities in the USA currently, money and sex. By the looks of him it could have been a rare opportunity for him.
spoken like someone who hasn't been laid in a decade
Oh Jr: sounds like I hit a nerve. Things not going well at home? Or were you the hot date he was trying to hook up with?
or are you "frustrated?" C'mon, now, admit it... you've got a pencil d1ck
Jr-Weak cime back. Why do you bother?
Typical behavior of a 21 year old male.... and it's "entitled".... The first man to call the other out on penis size.... is always the one with the pencil dick!
my hand does 111 when I want to have sex
Jesus Christ! ANOTHER good one. Ha ha!
Man, a lot of you guys have some very good comments..............at my age, I'm down to about, 25. BUT!, I still get there.. it just takes a little longer.
What a dunce. I never exceed 85 myself......................
First time I heard someone so eager to go to jail to get laid... I hope he likes Bubba and his four other friends....
I guess we dont have to worry bout him getting a license again any time soon lmfao but hey great story
At 47, I'd run someone over at 114 to go have sex with a 21 year old hottie.
As it's been said many times before, men can only think with one head at a time...and it certainly was not the one on his neck that was doing the thinking!
The cops are the only ones that got off, on their big drug bust. Poor guy, poor girl.
Not Guilty your Honor!! The speed gun was not working as properly as mine would have been if left alone just 20 more minutes. Timing is EVRYTHING!!
That must be some damn fine pussy!
I also where speeding often when her head got stuck on the steeringweel years ago.
Idk if this man has a girlfriend, but if he did......I wonder if she called him and told him she was about to handcuff herself to the bed, and to meet her there.
His parents must be so proud!
I think this is utterly rediculous! what kind of example are we setting for our children? It doesn't pay to be honest? Who the hell is in a forest preserve that late at night anyway? Did he get laid? where are the pictures of the girl to validate his claim and is she worth 111? if he whips out a picture of a 160mph girl he she be given a reprieve for showing restraint if she's only a 65mph maybe a slap on the wrist. and lets face it if she's a 15mph school zone slap the cuffs on this pedibear!
Im sure he's not the first or the last to use this one. news flash! if my wife ever called me at work and asked if i could make it home for a nooner. god help the people in my way.
Did he get laid?
Was She worth it?