Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.


The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

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“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.

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A naked guy is eating another mans face, the world we live in.

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#1 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:37 PM EDT

28 days laters...

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#1.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:47 PM EDT
Comment author avatarshiney bulbExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

@ Mr.PheaNiques-0000001: You are dillisional and a pot stirrer. Why don't you sit this one out and leave the commenting for reasonable thinking adults.

  • 111 votes
#1.3 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:03 PM EDT

PCP!

  • 55 votes
#1.4 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:04 PM EDT

I always figured Florida to be a state of zombies. Now I'm sure of it...

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#1.5 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:07 PM EDT
Comment author avatarItsAboutTime-3704531Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Mr.PheaNiques-0000001 truly a very poor and stupid comment...

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#1.6 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:08 PM EDT

Sarcasticus1 - bet you're right.

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#1.8 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:11 PM EDT

Mr.PheaNiques-0000001

So you don't think that it is odd that a cop felt the need to repeatedly shoot to death and "obviously" unarmed man...and you don't think the "special interest" activists wont play it exactly like that???

This is what I read in the article

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Hmmm... When an officer orders someone to stand down.. especially someone that is 'eating the face/flesh of the victim', isn't that just cause to shoot him even if he wasn't armed? Leave the entire activist argument out of it. Jeez...

  • 153 votes
#1.9 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:14 PM EDT

You can't make this stuff up! If a move-maker is looking for an outlandish story line, it appears all they have to do is read the news. I'm really glad the police took this guy out... he was one major sicko!

  • 66 votes
#1.10 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:15 PM EDT
Comment author avatardescrs-1664846Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Mr.PheaNiques-0000001, I'll bet they find this guy to be white. Most of the sickos, pedophiles, and serial killers are white. I am white but facts are facts.

  • 60 votes
#1.11 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:19 PM EDT

Their here! zombie apocalypse.

  • 77 votes
#1.12 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:20 PM EDT
Comment author avatarMr.PheaNiques-0000001Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

@IAT

I've got no issues with the decision made by the officer...but at the same time...I know what will happen if the "Media" and the "Media Whores" believes it has the correct set of details to sell news papers...The attack will be described as "not life threatening" and that the cop is just a "racist"/"homophobe" using unnecessary deadly force...

  • 44 votes
#1.13 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:21 PM EDT

The day has come. Z-day. Prepare your bunkers.

  • 64 votes
#1.14 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:26 PM EDT
Comment author avatarDave in NMExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Mr. PN: you're obviously trolling based on the Trayvon Martin case. Do you honestly not see a difference where this case involves an actual police officer coming upon someone committing an actual crime? We get it: it ticks you off that the Martin case happened, and that people pointed out that the victim was black. But this isn't that case, and you really need to get past the whole Trayvon thing.

  • 56 votes
#1.15 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:31 PM EDT

Everyone knows zombies don't go down with one shot.

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#1.16 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:33 PM EDT

Mr.PheaNiques-0000001

I've got no issues with the decision made by the officer...but at the same time...I know what will happen if the "Media" and the "Media Whores" believes it has the correct set of details to sell news papers...The attack will be described as "not life threatening" and that the cop is just a "racist"/"homophobe" using unnecessary deadly force...

I understand where you are coming from. I do, we all know what the media is capable of doing, as we are surrounded in it. However, there is certainly more to this developing story at this time. Let's wait and see what happens first???? I am sure that some are going to question this officer on why he didn't use restraint etc first...

Thank you for your post. Yours are generally better than most I read here.

  • 24 votes
#1.17 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:36 PM EDT

Seriously???!!! And why does it always have to be Florida?

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#1.18 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:39 PM EDT
Comment author avatarfedupwithidiots-2010592Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Mr. 00000001,, the only media whore on here is you.

  • 32 votes
#1.19 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:40 PM EDT

This is, BY FAR, the most heinously disturbing article I've read to date. Either the man was full on insane or he was so far past sadistic that he broke with reality and all notions of human decency. HORRIFYING! I never like to read about anyone being killed, but in this case he and everyone else walking this planet are better off! GOOD GORD!!

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#1.20 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:41 PM EDT
Comment author avatarJ_P_PatchesPal_1Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Mr.Phea's philosophy; if I can think it, then I should post it... lmfao.

I'm far to the left of the stereo typed Democrat liberal, and I haven't watched or read anything by Jesse, or Al, or any other of Mr.Phea's imaginary demons, in years. That is every bit as bad as a Neo-con/Tea-bagger listening to Rush, and Glen, and BillO. The tit-for tat mentality some people have that makes them think that that kind of thinking is somehow justified... now we are talking real zombies. (not even smart enough to learn how to fold a tin-foil hat)

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#1.21 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:42 PM EDT

I've always told my kids not to belive in Zomies till they see it on the news! HOLY CARP!

Mr.PheaNiques-0000001 I too fear the media frenzy! Can you imagine Cop shoots unarmed man while snacking. What a headline! We don't know what race these people were or where they were from. There may be an out cry from his native planet!This could be an MSN brain check to see how gullible we are. Antone check SNOPES?

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#1.22 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:49 PM EDT
Comment author avatarFrogmorton!Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

In spite of your whackadoo ranting, Mr.PheaNiques-0000001, chances are, we'll discover this was just another florida conservative christian who was caught trying to screw over another poor person. His assets weren't enough, so he had to eat his face.

  • 28 votes
#1.23 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:49 PM EDT
Comment author avatarMr.PheaNiques-0000001Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

@drain

I hope I've never implied that being a "Media Whore" or "Irresponsible Media" is one sided...it certainly is not...but It is just a little sad

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#1.24 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:49 PM EDT

@Chris

Everyone knows zombies don't go down with one shot.

Yep -- I like how the article said:

but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Continued firing till he shot him in the head? Anyone wanna make any bets? Everyone knows you gotta shoot zombies in the head...

  • 48 votes
#1.25 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:53 PM EDT
Comment author avatarkjunmeExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

I thought police officers were trained in hand to hand combat. I guess it was just easier to shoot him, or maybe it would have kept him away from his ticket writing.

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#1.26 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:55 PM EDT

The whole story from the Miami Herald : Damn zombie almost interuppted the party. Excuse me I must go vomit.

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#1.27 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:59 PM EDT

Yeah kjunme, he's gonna go hand to hand with Hannibal Lecter while he's eating a dudes face. When the rage virus comes for you why don't you hit it with your fist and see what happens? Seriously though, insane cannibal who takes multiple shots to kill and you're complaining that he didn't risk getting eaten?

  • 38 votes
#1.28 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:06 AM EDT

What is happening! In the last month the news stories have become more and more bizzare. And by the way, I doubt seriously that a conservative christian is behind this :-\ (Frogmorton)

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#1.29 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:09 AM EDT

Sarcasticus1 beat me to it. This has PCP written all over it.

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#1.30 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:11 AM EDT

Clinical Lycanthropy, one of a series of mental illness wherein the afflicted feels as though they are an animal and manifest all the characteristic of the animal which they believe they have become. Also known as zoanthrophy and therianthropy. Schizophrenia can result in clinical lycanthropy. It is rare but definitely clinically documented. The afflicted individual will act out the animal characteristics which he believes inhabit him.

This individual was evidently 'inhabited' by some form of predatory animal. In folklore that animal is most often a wolf but the disease manifestations are not limited to wolves, but can include almost any animal, including horses and cats and insects. In the manic stages or progressions the afflicted would possibly feel no pain, or express supra-human pain thresholds, which make sense, since in their mind, they are no longer human.

Vampires and werewolves are two cultural mythological bases of clinical lycanthropy.

  • 24 votes
#1.31 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:13 AM EDT

There must be something in the Florida environment. I thought the nut jobs only occured in Calif..

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#1.32 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:17 AM EDT

I thought police officers were trained in hand to hand combat. I guess it was just easier to shoot him, or maybe it would have kept him away from his ticket writing.

So you are saying a cop should do hand to hand combat with a zombie. I don't think so.

The double tap was justified.

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#1.33 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:21 AM EDT

Hey! We are the sane ones over Florida any day.Crazy story though.I was like, Am I reading this headline right? wtf.

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#1.34 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:27 AM EDT

I remeber quite a few cases of someone hacking road signs and changing them to say both "zombies ahead" and "the zombies are coming" I wonder if someone knew something?

  • 15 votes
#1.35 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:44 AM EDT

Four years ago in Manitou Canada, a Chinese immigrant named Vince Li was riding on a Greyhound bus. His neighbor was asleep beside him. Suddenly Li leapt up and began stabbing his victim. Horrified passengers ran from the bus while Li proceded to carve up and eat his victim, at one point showing the severed head to the passengers outside the bus. Arresting officers found several baggies with body parts strewn about the bus and the victim's tongue in Li's pocket. Li claimed that he thought the passenger was an alien demon and destroyed him to protect the passengers.

Mental illness comes in many forms and manifestations.

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#1.36 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:46 AM EDT

I will bet the guy was homeless and on some type of cheap addictive drug.

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#1.37 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:09 AM EDT

I thought police officers were trained in hand to hand combat. I guess it was just easier to shoot him, or maybe it would have kept him away from his ticket writing.

Would you have taken on a crazy man who was eating someone's face in an up close and personal attempt for a takedown, if you were alone, and had a firearm? I wouldn't. After all, even "normal" killers don't eat their victims. He shot the perp once, and the crazy kept eating. The perp was high, crazy, a zombie, or a combination of those.

Walk a mile in that cop's shoes before you judge.

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#1.38 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:13 AM EDT

Mygirl1. It's Manitoba, Canada. Like saying Indianapoly ;)

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#1.39 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:15 AM EDT

Correction noted

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#1.40 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:23 AM EDT
Comment author avatarJean RennaisExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

A naked guy is eating another mans face, the world we live in.

Better to say the country you live in. In America there is the immature attitude of sex and Puritan repression also with a love of violence. Bad combination!

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#1.41 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:34 AM EDT

Mr.PheaNiques--

i know...the media doesn't know a white man when they see one either

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#1.42 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:36 AM EDT

Clearly this guy is one of the 'living dead.' The coroner had better whack off his head, just to be safe. And they had better also lock up the hospitalized victim, because we all know what happens once you've been chewed on by the living dead!!!!

:-O

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#1.43 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:38 AM EDT

Taking this "Twilight" and "Walking Dead" @!$%# a little too far.

PS: I generally don't side with the cops, but I would have emptied my clip into the dude, then beat him with the butt of the gun.

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#1.44 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:47 AM EDT

why you should never say...why don't ya' just chew my head off... to some people...

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#1.45 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:57 AM EDT

Are you saying this guy got "chewed out" for something? (sorry, couldn't resist!!)

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#1.46 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:39 AM EDT

plain bob, lmfao.

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#1.47 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:42 AM EDT

It's a good thing he wasn't into nuts........

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#1.48 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:49 AM EDT

Weird tape.... NO view, barely as the officers weapon is drawn. We have to assume (WOW!!). I need a better view....

One guy face down, One guy moving, both nekked, both before 1:22 WTH was this??

I know the cops don't like Urban Beach Week, but...... Sheeshhhhhh!!!! (they got busted last year.....destroying evidence of wrongdoing...)

    #1.49 - Sun May 27, 2012 4:14 AM EDT

    Sarcasticus1 beat me to it. This has PCP written all over it.

    Better living through chemistry!

    Florida is full of nut cases. My guess is they like the hot weather and tasty tourists.

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    #1.50 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:03 AM EDT

    Talk about "saving face..."

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    #1.51 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:40 AM EDT

    This reminds me of the tragic story of the naked ape Travis who ate off a woman's face and hands before he was fataly shot by the police. Just shows how beastly some humans can be.

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    #1.52 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:57 AM EDT

    While I fully understand the police officer's actions, he may very well find himself in deep trouble. A police officer to shooting an unarmed man is going to raise some questions about whether the use of deadly force was necessary. Unless this guy was much bigger than the officer to a point where the officer can say he felt he could not physically subdue him without shooting him, the officer's actions are going to be called into question. The fact that the guy refused to comply with the officer's verbal instructions to stop does not in itself justify using deadly force. The use of deadly force in this situation will also be seriously questioned since I believe that a non-lethal weapons like a taser is standard equipment for Miami police officers and could have been used in lieu of deadly force. I obviously do not have any sympathy for the guy who was shot, but I think anytime police use deadly force against an unarmed person questions should be asked and a determination made if the use of this level of force was justified.

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    #1.53 - Sun May 27, 2012 6:40 AM EDT

    I heard from a very reliable source that face eating naked aliens have landed in Florida. That is why it took so many shots to kill the creature. So be careful when walking the streets and if you spot one of these naked creatures ,run for your life.

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    #1.54 - Sun May 27, 2012 7:44 AM EDT

    @mygirl1, question? You clearly seam to have knowledge in a mental field. Could the symptoms you describe cause the person to not feel being shot? Could there be a combination of mental and a drug, like PCP? Police Officers claim they empty their guns into someone on PCP and they will keep on coming at you.

    • 6 votes
    #1.55 - Sun May 27, 2012 7:45 AM EDT

    I thought about the taser myself but even when tased some individuals can and do continue to be violent especaly when insane or under the influence of certain types of drugs. That said I wouldn't want to let the attacker bleed on me either.

    • 5 votes
    #1.56 - Sun May 27, 2012 7:50 AM EDT

    Why should the cop risked manhandling the guy with all the bodily fluids all over? Spit, blood and if they were both naked some santorum may be flying around. Good riddance.

    • 7 votes
    #1.57 - Sun May 27, 2012 7:57 AM EDT

    Both men were white.

    Both men were naked.

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    #1.58 - Sun May 27, 2012 8:05 AM EDT

    I'm taking my swords to get sharpened today....!!!

    • 7 votes
    #1.59 - Sun May 27, 2012 8:50 AM EDT

    Sounds like demonic oppression to me.

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    #1.60 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:15 AM EDT

    And so begins the Zombie Apocalypse...

    • 8 votes
    #1.61 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:20 AM EDT

    maybe someone also mentioned this, but what about the risk of additional injury to the victim by shooting? obviously, the cannibal was armed "to the teeth"

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    #1.62 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:22 AM EDT

    So if freedman is correct then apparently white gay? drugs? mental illness? homeless? victim kidnapped? nuts etc.

    The newspaper has VIDEO and you know they made a copy before handing it over to the cops,,,,,so where is the youtube footage???????????

      #1.63 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 AM EDT

      Mr.PheaNiques, you don't know the race of the people involved any more than we do. But you couldn't wait to reach up on your shelf and pull down the race card. But you're right there is a problem. However, the problem is not the race of the people involved, the problem is people like you.

      • 3 votes
      #1.64 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:38 AM EDT

      When I read the headline I thought its not April...

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      #1.65 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:24 AM EDT

      Mr. Phea (#1.7): I wouldn't say he was an unarmed man; he was armed with his teeth!

      JS in SD (#1.53): To clarify one use of deadly force in law enforcement, deadly force is permissible and considered reasonable in circumstances when a suspect's actions place another person's life in jeopardy or causes serious bodily injury to the other person (or persons). I would say that counts in this instance, since the man was in the process of chewing off another man's face, would not heed the officer's instruction, and immediate action was necessary. It may not have been the BEST solution, but was allowable. Another thing for officers to consider is how effective the alternatives would be to diffuse a situation, and they have to judge that based on the person(s) in the situation and their behavior/reactions. It seems nothing would be effective in this case; even the first shot did not make this man stop.

      Now, excuse me, everyone, while I go throw up.

      • 8 votes
      #1.66 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:27 AM EDT

      The attacker is a very sick man. A Jeffrey Dahmer copycat. I actually feel sorry for the Police Officer. He is also a victim. He made need counselling after witnessing this ordeal.

      • 11 votes
      #1.67 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:37 AM EDT

      The Jesse Jet is on it's way to Florida.

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      #1.68 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:48 AM EDT

      Great thanks to the officer who spared FL taxpayers from the need to pay for lengthy trial and incarceration (or psychiatric treatment) of the sicko.

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      #1.69 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:57 AM EDT

      Mr Phea is spot on, don't care what anyone else says. A naked, obviously unarmed suspect was shot dead. You know some kook out there is going to say the cop should have used a Taser, baton, or some other non-lethal method to control the situation.

      • 4 votes
      #1.70 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:11 AM EDT

      And you thought Muslims beheading people was bad. America, home of the face-eating cannibals.

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      #1.71 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:28 AM EDT

      Seriously???!!! And why does it always have to be Florida?

      kim - There is nothing wrong with us Florida natives. It's all you nut jobs immigrating into Florida from other states that cause the problems.

      • 5 votes
      #1.72 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:42 AM EDT

      Again, alcohol and drugs do no good to you.

        #1.73 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:48 AM EDT

        It seems to me there is a long Large sewage pipe that goes all the way down to Florida where all the S t from up north goes. I think it's time Florida put's up roadblocks.

        • 3 votes
        #1.74 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:51 AM EDT

        Even Miami's "Dexter Morgan" doesn't eat his victims alive. I'm sorry, but if I was the responding officer, I'd have emptied the whole clip right into that perp's head, fast, plain and simple. No need for trial or treatment here. Even so, I have to say "Good job" to that cop. Probably a really good thing that I'm NOT a cop...although your taxes would probably be lower (possibly along with your life expectancy).

        • 4 votes
        #1.75 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:04 PM EDT

        Deadly force was definitely justified in this case. To protect the life of another human being, officers can and do use deadly force. What would you have the cop do? Stand around and wait for the attacker to finish his meal? Please.

        Tragically, there are too many reasons for something like this to happen.

        • 7 votes
        #1.76 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:36 PM EDT

        The fact that the guy refused to comply with the officer's verbal instructions to stop does not in itself justify using deadly force

        In my state it does. It's actually been in the local news quite a bit lately, because the police union was paying up to $500 to cops involved in shootings (under the idea that they would need a small vacation/breathing room after the experience), but which was labeled in the press as a "bounty." In any case, you better obey the police commands in NM. You disobey, you run, they can and sometimes do shoot you for it.

        In any case, I'd have shot this guy too. I would hope most of everyone here would do the same. You can't be too careful with Zombies. Never hesitate.

        • 7 votes
        #1.77 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:37 PM EDT

        Kjunme,

        Officer's are trained to fight but, when you are facing a full blown mental person whose adrenalin make him 10x's stronger or on PCP does the same. Added to the mix you are trying to save the victim's life, you take out the suspect. In this case the officer would have been careless and wrong to reholster his gun and try to fight the suspect and it does not sound like he had time to wait for back up...

        • 6 votes
        #1.78 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:39 PM EDT

        kjunme Comment collapsed by the community

        I thought police officers were trained in hand to hand combat. I guess it was just easier to shoot him, or maybe it would have kept him away from his ticket writing.

        You have got to be kidding. I can just see you rushing in and throwing this crazy guy off the other one with one arm tied behind your back. Forget the zombie jokes the fool could have had rabies or God knows what. If it were me I would not only have emptied the clip i would have gone though all my spare clips, reloaded and started over. That is some seriously freaky stuff and God help us all if this is what we are sinking to.

        • 10 votes
        #1.79 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:39 PM EDT

        “Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’

        Sorry folks but, this does not make the officer a hero. He did his duty to protect a victim.

        On the other hand though, what a country is this becoming that we live in??

        • 4 votes
        #1.80 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:44 PM EDT

        IF the guy is jacked up on PCP, (which I kinda hope he was) I wouldn't want to fight hand to hand with him either. Even if he isn't....the guy was EATING the face off another man, that officer has every right to protect himself as well as the victim. He gave that man ample warning and when it went unheeded he took the action he deemed best. Honestly I think I would have nightmares after seeing that.

        • 9 votes
        #1.81 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:45 PM EDT

        6dogs: Oh, yes indeed to answer your question. Shock will also cause the body to not feel pain, generally because the body is shutting down. That is why shock is so dangerous and needs to be treated as quickly as possible. Chemically induced psychosis can result in nerve centers being shut as can schizophrenic hallucinatory activities that are not prompted by chemicals. PCP (Angel Dust)is of a class of drugs, that was originally used as a horse tranquilizer, so it should come as no surprise that it's imbibers feel no pain. Many 'recreational' drugs started life as treatments for large animals. Horses can weigh upwards of 1,200 lbs and cattle can push beyond that. Puny humans weigh far less than said animals. Crystal meth, angel dust, hell, most drugs create their 'high' by inhibiting certain nuerological receptors in the brain. Alcohol does indeed destroy brain cells, some researchers have posited the theory that the 'high' is the result of cellular tissue destruction.

        • 3 votes
        #1.82 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:54 PM EDT

        Deadly Force was authorized. Police Officers are trained to use Deadly Force only in the defense of themselves and other that are in danger of losing Life, Limb or Eyesite. He or she acted within policy to defend the victims life.

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        #1.83 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:00 PM EDT

        But Phen is right, while un PC when he says the outlaying details could fit the measure of a good media story to run with. And there are people out there who believe you should never take anothers humans life, under ANY circumstances. I had a conversation with one just last week at work, she claimed she would just allow her self to be killed before she would defend herself. She just couldnt live with her self. She was very defensive when her children were brought into the discussion, and would not answer how far she would go to defend her children. But I think her husband is out of luck, if they have a home invasion. I feel sorry for the SOB that gets into my home and my wife racks up the 12Ga combat shotgun. If you even hurt our Yorkie's she would separate your chest from your body. We live in Detroit, so its not like its an oddity. Happened 4 times in the last week.

        • 6 votes
        #1.84 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:00 PM EDT

        well heck, with the cost of meat these days.........

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        #1.85 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:25 PM EDT

        dan: gack. Officers questioned after the event described the scene as the 'most gruesome' they had ever seen.

        6dogs: Back to your questions. Of the class of drugs most likely to precipitate this extreme form of aggression PCP or Angel Dust is tops on the list. I have listed a site that gives a rather concise breakdown of the drug's etiology as well as it's affects in simple and concise terms.

        http://www.cmcsb.com/pcpangel.htm

        • 2 votes
        #1.86 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:35 PM EDT

        Amazing, all the "lame stream media", "whore media", "pandering media" comments. AND YET YOU ARE ALL HERE on a media website.

        • 1 vote
        #1.87 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:33 PM EDT

        It seems that both were naked so there may be a bit more tothis story than is currently known. Also, according to the video, they let the victim lay there for quite a bit of time before providing any kind of medical attention. The face chewer was next to him dead being full of bullet holes. Perhaps they were waiting for EMS to show up.

          #1.88 - Sun May 27, 2012 3:09 PM EDT

          This is the behavior of a rabid animal, not a human being. The thought of drugs did cross my mind. Its the only plausible explanation at first reading this story. I hope there is more to this story because at face value, this is a story best relegated to animal control.

          • 3 votes
          #1.89 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:18 PM EDT

          @It'sAboutTime . . . . . No, an officer of the law does NOT have the right to just shoot and kill someone who does not just stand down in any situation. However, in this situation he did the right thing. He shot him once and the guy didn't stop and then shot him again and the guy just kept eating away, I don't think the officer could have stopped him any other way, yeah, PCP.

          • 1 vote
          #1.90 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:48 PM EDT

          ( loads his silver bullets) " Hummmmmmmm ... that's his last meal ........"

          • 1 vote
          #1.91 - Sun May 27, 2012 8:58 PM EDT
          Comment author avatarPaul Fishervia Facebook

          Germany or Florida ?

          • 1 vote
          #1.92 - Mon May 28, 2012 1:40 AM EDT

          The cop did exactly the right thing. I wouldn't go anywhere near either one of them, or even stand down wind, without a HAZMAT suit.

          • 4 votes
          #1.93 - Mon May 28, 2012 7:10 AM EDT

          There is NFW a cop should have to come anywhere close to some freak EATING A HUMAN BEING. Screw that whole line of reasoning right now. They may be public servants paid for with tax dollars and all that, but it's still just a job and the cops are still human beings...most of them, anyway. Sometimes, using the firearm first is the best response, and this was definitely one of those times. Period.

          • 7 votes
          #1.94 - Mon May 28, 2012 8:29 AM EDT

          OMG i've always said the freaks come out at night in MIAMI..but now i see it is even in broad daylight..so scary..this place and many parts of Broward County have become a high crime high drug use infested area..bad immigration from LA n Caribbean countries as well as all the ex cons n crazies from other states..u rarely find a native here anymore..they're all gone..i left and had to come back unfortunately..thank GOD i have a lot of security at home..u have to live on high alert here..i agree with what this cop did but in general they are trigger happy here..mean aggressive highly unprofessional cops..very pathetic...even cops r afraid so i guess they become highly defensive..funny i i used to kid about all the zombies here and now it is on the news..u got to b careful out there ..someone might find u tasty..a school principal once told me when i complained how u don't know ur neighbor here n that there is no sense of community and all that..she said "you don't want to know ur neighbor"..i sure hope some cutie like Andrew Lincoln can rescue me in the event of the walking dead roaming around..but i doubt it..let me stay inside n prepare.

            #1.95 - Mon May 28, 2012 10:56 PM EDT

            Comment # 1.2, # 1.7 deleted, derail from Mr.PheaNiques-0000001, who is now suspended for a day for violating rule # 4 of the Code of Honor.

            @ Mr.PheaNiques-0000001: You are dillisional and a pot stirrer.

            Mr. 00000001,, the only media whore on here is you.

            shiney bulb, fedupwithidiots-2010592, don't respond like this.

            If you see something disrespectful or inappropriate, report it - rather than further inflaming the situation.

            Not restoring many comments, derailing.

            • 2 votes
            #1.96 - Tue May 29, 2012 3:38 PM EDT

            "descrs-1664846 Mr.PheaNiques-0000001, I'll bet they find this guy to be white. Most of the sickos, pedophiles, and serial killers are white. I am white but facts are facts"

            "freedman1 Both men were white. Both men were naked."

            Well, we can sure tell the racists in this crowd. Do y'all feel silly now that the photo of the "eater" has been released and he sure ain't white? (They have not release a picture of his last meal)

              #1.97 - Tue May 29, 2012 6:44 PM EDT

              Pray God they never do. He would be better off dead, no face at all, just like the chimp attack on the woman, no face left. This victim has no eyes, ears, nose or mouth.

              After digging around and doing some research, it seems that the innocuous sounding 'bath salts' are a whole nother beast. Seems they make PCP seem benign by comparison. Some little ijits are using them to lose weight. All the symptoms manifested by this cannibalistic attacker are also symptoms of 'bath salt' usage. I went on a site that I won't share here, ghastly stuff. If this drug is wide spread then we do indeed have a 'zombie' nation in the making. Very dangerous, very scary.

              • 1 vote
              #1.98 - Tue May 29, 2012 9:31 PM EDT

              What I would like to know is what was the guy that was being chewed on doing,was he a willing chew,was he knocked out,was he stoned or what,one person is going to have one hell of a struggle if he tries eating me and I am alive.

              I think we should have a law classifying teeth as assault weapons,

                #1.99 - Wed May 30, 2012 10:42 PM EDT

                John, if this law was passed, there would be demands for 10 waiting periods for simlpe cleanings.

                  #1.100 - Thu May 31, 2012 9:37 PM EDT
                  Reply

                  There are some crazy people out there.

                  • 17 votes
                  Reply#2 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:39 PM EDT

                  That's an understatement! Happy Memorial Day,everyone! :) mmmm,Corona time and bbq steaks! (like THAT was even related to this story!) but seriously, this is one SICKO! And people like this I think are beyond any therapy! Best he was taken out by this cop! EWWWW!

                  • 9 votes
                  #2.1 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:21 AM EDT

                  I think i'll have to pass on the meat. lol Beer sounds good though :)

                  • 3 votes
                  #2.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:58 AM EDT

                  Just reading the headline, I knew it had to be in Florida

                  • 4 votes
                  #2.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 3:19 AM EDT

                  Ever notice when the weather starts changing the crazies come out.. Spring to Summer and Summer to fall there is an influx of criminal activity..

                  • 4 votes
                  #2.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:44 PM EDT

                  How many people saw Florida and were not surprised? If it were somewhere else I would think Z-day, but its florida so ...

                    #2.5 - Mon May 28, 2012 11:35 AM EDT
                    Reply

                    Want to bet mental illness or some wacky dope had something to do with this?

                    • 10 votes
                    Reply#3 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:40 PM EDT

                    brain eating zombies i tell you,,,

                    • 34 votes
                    #3.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:41 PM EDT

                    maybe LSD ?

                    • 3 votes
                    #3.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:07 AM EDT

                    obviously you've never done LSD?

                    • 14 votes
                    #3.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:30 AM EDT

                    nope, that's why I was asking . What's the effects on the brain ?

                      #3.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:44 AM EDT

                      I'd say more along the lines of PCP.

                      • 10 votes
                      #3.5 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:13 AM EDT

                      I'd say more along the lines of PCP.

                      Good old pcp laced joint. My my. Having been slipped one long ago I can't imagine anyone wanting to do that stuff. If your head is already tilted a bit PCP can put you in the max strange place.

                      • 5 votes
                      #3.6 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:10 AM EDT

                      PCP does seem to fit this - EXCEPT its FLORIDA. It might just be... florida.

                      • 1 vote
                      #3.7 - Mon May 28, 2012 11:37 AM EDT
                      Reply

                      the zombies are here run,,,,,,,,,,,,

                      • 30 votes
                      Reply#4 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:40 PM EDT

                      I read the headline before it said where. Said FLORIDA. 100% success rate. I love my state. Home of the Zombypocolypse!

                      • 13 votes
                      #4.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:32 PM EDT

                      I live here currently. I hate it.

                      • 4 votes
                      #4.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:07 AM EDT

                      I just hope Bruce Campbell will be there when we need him.

                      • 12 votes
                      #4.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:08 AM EDT

                      Bruce Cambell from the Raiders or the one from ARMY OF DARKNESS. an all-time classic.

                      • 3 votes
                      #4.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:34 AM EDT

                      Antone check SNOPES?

                      ARMY OF DARKNESS

                      Great Stuff!

                      • 4 votes
                      #4.6 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:51 AM EDT

                      Army of Darkness, Leroy, Army of Darkness. Now that the zombie apocalypse is here we could all learn something from this instructional film.

                      • 4 votes
                      #4.7 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:35 AM EDT

                      Ironically, Bruce IS down here in SoFla! They are just nearing wrap on the shooting set of Burn Notice in Coconut Grove, about 10 minutes away from the Zombie Overpass.

                      If you lived here, you'd likely know that the Zombies have been located in this same area for 35 years or more. Many of them try to fool you by washing your windshield before eating you.

                      • 5 votes
                      #4.8 - Sun May 27, 2012 3:54 AM EDT

                      Ironically, Bruce IS down here in SoFla! They are just nearing wrap on the shooting set of Burn Notice in Coconut Grove, about 10 minutes away from the Zombie Overpass.

                      Wonder if they're missing any extras.

                      • 2 votes
                      #4.9 - Sun May 27, 2012 5:12 AM EDT

                      is there another cop out there that has a story even close to this one? reminds me of ""silence of the lambs"'. is there police protocol regarding shooting a man who is eating his victims face. i have no criticism for the cop-----extreme measures were called for.

                      • 4 votes
                      #4.10 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:31 AM EDT

                      Happy Memorial Day Notso.

                        #4.11 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:07 PM EDT
                        Reply

                        Jesus...

                        • 6 votes
                        Reply#5 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:40 PM EDT
                        Comment author avatarUrban CowboyExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

                        Well..technically..Jesus WAS a zombie but this wasnt him this time! Get your gear and protect yourselves!

                        • 14 votes
                        #5.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:54 PM EDT

                        Yes? You called? What can I do for you my son?

                        • 3 votes
                        #5.2 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:29 PM EDT
                        Comment author avatarFrogmorton!Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

                        jesus was a gay zombie. maybe Mr.PheaNiques (above) was right!

                        • 1 vote
                        #5.3 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:50 PM EDT

                        Could be frogmorton is a gay zombie.

                        • 7 votes
                        #5.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:35 AM EDT

                        Or, maybe your mom...

                        • 1 vote
                        #5.5 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:16 AM EDT

                        Nonsense! Everyone knows gay zombies can't be moms. And Jesus wasn't one either, according to the personnel records of the Roman unit that crucified him, which were found in archives a few years back. He was an alien.

                        • 1 vote
                        #5.6 - Mon May 28, 2012 7:32 AM EDT
                        Reply

                        WTF is this world coming to?

                        • 12 votes
                        Reply#6 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:41 PM EDT

                        This is the kind of crazy crap that's gone on forever; it's just that now we hear about it, because of the Internet. The world is actually safer now; there's no need to take this as a sign of the fall of civilization. People have been seeing those forever too, and here we are.

                        • 11 votes
                        #6.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:34 PM EDT

                        Police in southwest China have detained a man suspected of murdering more than a dozen boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to unsuspecting consumers, reports said Friday... see http://dunyanews.tv/index.php?key=Q2F0SUQ9MTAjTmlkPTgxNzI5

                        This follows a report of South Korea seizing thousands of pills containing human flesh, from China. The gruesome practice came to light Sunday when Korea Customs said it had found 35 attempts to import from China 17,451 capsules containing the powdered flesh of dead babies, taken as a disease cure or to boost sexual performance... see http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/world/292519/china-to-probe-human-flesh-pills-claims-media

                        Also a report of a Taiwanese man caught trying to smuggle six human baby remains out of Thailand... see http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/18/11755862-thai-police-arrest-man-after-babies-bodies-found-roasted-wrapped-in-gold-leaf?

                        According to another article, the best tasting human body part is the thum/palm muscle... Ha! Ha!

                        Isn't the Internet great... For all the info you have no need for...

                          #6.2 - Mon May 28, 2012 3:23 AM EDT

                          does anyone want to buy my autographed copy of the Jeffery Dahmer Cookbook?

                            #6.3 - Mon May 28, 2012 6:42 AM EDT

                            I have too agree with others, this is not new at all. The new part is that it shocks us because it isn't widespread.

                              #6.4 - Mon May 28, 2012 11:40 AM EDT
                              Reply

                              OK, that's f'd up right there.

                              • 28 votes
                              Reply#7 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:42 PM EDT

                              Too right, man.

                                #7.1 - Sun May 27, 2012 3:58 PM EDT
                                Reply

                                Sounds eerily like the Walking Dead....

                                • 26 votes
                                Reply#8 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:42 PM EDT

                                oh my,,,,,,

                                • 3 votes
                                Reply#9 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:43 PM EDT

                                The demons are here. Fear no evil.

                                • 2 votes
                                Reply#10 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:46 PM EDT

                                That's a myth. Probably. I mean, it really depends on whether this was the Solanum Virus, Rage Virus, or the Necronomicon. The last one is definitely demons but it's cool because Bruce Campbell can take them down.

                                • 4 votes
                                #10.1 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:11 AM EDT

                                See this ? This ,,, is my BOOM STICK !!!

                                • 8 votes
                                #10.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:39 AM EDT

                                Good Ash. Bad Ash. I'm the one with the gun.

                                • 4 votes
                                #10.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:44 AM EDT

                                "gimme some sugar baby" ASH for prez.2012

                                • 3 votes
                                #10.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:30 AM EDT

                                This is why I don't like hip hop.

                                  #10.5 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 AM EDT

                                  I'm thinking werewolf because the guy was naked.

                                    #10.6 - Sun May 27, 2012 11:36 AM EDT

                                    Or he got zombefied while showering.

                                      #10.7 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:14 PM EDT

                                      WTF does Hip-Hop have to do with this story???? Ignorance at its best!!!

                                      • 1 vote
                                      #10.8 - Mon May 28, 2012 2:10 PM EDT
                                      Reply

                                      "the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing."

                                      Uhhh... Zombie much?

                                      • 29 votes
                                      Reply#11 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:48 PM EDT

                                      Yeah, but everybody knows you are supposed to shoot the zombie in the head!

                                        #11.1 - Mon May 28, 2012 4:45 AM EDT

                                        It might be hard to miss the victims head while their faces are conjoined. Also, it's probably difficult to keep your aim steady, while you're backing away.

                                          #11.2 - Mon May 28, 2012 7:42 AM EDT

                                          I think they needed to take out the victim too !

                                            #11.3 - Mon May 28, 2012 9:33 AM EDT
                                            Reply

                                            Zombie apocalypse has started. Move along...nothing to see here. :)

                                            • 25 votes
                                            Reply#12 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:48 PM EDT

                                            Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve u your way.....

                                            • 5 votes
                                            Reply#13 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:49 PM EDT

                                            WOW! And some people wonder why others want to carry guns! This is just totally sick! Must have been related to Jeffry Dahlmer or something!

                                            • 14 votes
                                            Reply#14 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:51 PM EDT

                                            Good point. If Naked Zombie Guy had had a gun, he might have been able to finish the whole face before the cops got there.

                                            • 5 votes
                                            #14.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:35 PM EDT

                                            I doubt he would have shot the guy. He didn't sound that rational. I agree it is a good recommendation for carrying concealed.

                                            • 1 vote
                                            #14.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 12:50 PM EDT

                                            Yes, because naked men eating your face is a constant worry in my neighborhood.

                                            • 1 vote
                                            #14.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 1:53 PM EDT

                                            Yes, because naked men eating your face is a constant worry in my neighborhood.

                                            I would doubt it was a constant worry in Miami either. Heck I don't have a worry of having my head bashed-in in my neighborhood either but sure enough it happened to someone in their home just last year. You can never tell when the crazies are going to attack. I can tell you they will think twice when looking at the end of my five-seven,.45, .40 or when I'm racking the 12 gauge(to name a few), I keep a clip of Black Talons ready just in case. But the bumper tends to really get their attention though, ask anyone that has had to use one

                                              #14.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 7:49 PM EDT

                                              What I read in this article was that the Miami police need to carry bigger guns - one 45 or 357 round through the head should do the job. By using 6 shots (was he using bird shot?) the possibility of injury to bystanders is greatly increased. A crazy who turned on the officer could have done serious damage before the 6th shot. Even the strongest man in the grip of 'roid rage can be dropped instantly by one large, powerful round through the brain.

                                              Never draw unless you plan to shoot, never shoot unless you plan to kill - make every shot a kill shot, none of that "wing 'em a little" craziness. Shooting someone is not discipline. It is a determined effort to end their life. It must be seriously considered and then accurately and swiftly carried out.

                                              • 1 vote
                                              #14.5 - Mon May 28, 2012 10:33 AM EDT

                                              I agree it is most likely not a concern in most major cities. but this is FLORIDA. You have to expect something to happen.

                                                #14.6 - Mon May 28, 2012 11:42 AM EDT
                                                Reply

                                                The Walking Dead

                                                • 9 votes
                                                Reply#15 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:52 PM EDT

                                                Whoa! A zombie outbreak has begun! *shudders*

                                                • 13 votes
                                                Reply#16 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:53 PM EDT

                                                PCP is one helluva a drug.

                                                • 18 votes
                                                Reply#17 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:53 PM EDT

                                                ... deleted messge ...

                                                • 2 votes
                                                Reply#18 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:53 PM EDT

                                                Holy sh*t! It's the zombie apocalypse! But seriously, this dude must be really mentally disturbed to chew on a person's face, let alone that he was naked while he was doing it.

                                                • 14 votes
                                                Reply#19 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:55 PM EDT

                                                Sounds like demonic possession.

                                                • 1 vote
                                                #19.1 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:42 AM EDT
                                                Reply
                                                • 3 votes
                                                Reply#20 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:57 PM EDT

                                                OK, this is some messed up stuff, that you have to shoot a guy 6 times to get him to stop eating some guys face. Maybe the cop should have just shot him in the head, since that is the only was to kill a zombie, is to destroy the brain.

                                                • 18 votes
                                                #20.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:13 PM EDT

                                                I always knew it would begin in messed up FLORIDA!!

                                                • 5 votes
                                                #20.2 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:26 PM EDT

                                                In California we have ultra Liberal zombies! LOL!

                                                • 1 vote
                                                #20.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:42 AM EDT

                                                Jeepgal66- Are they Vegans?

                                                  #20.4 - Sun May 27, 2012 2:39 PM EDT

                                                  OMG so freaky..thank God I rarely go into that part of Miami..I was in Jupiter this weekend. I've always said that in MIAMI the freaks come at at night but geewhiz now the zombies r out in broad daylight..very coincidental as I was just putting in a complaint Thursday night to a Walgreens manager on US1 in North Miami as everytime I go there I am approached by homeless or drug addict individuals asking or soliciting or selling something..very annoying..no security..last Thursday some girl out of the blue with no id and almost yelling asked me if i could give her some blood..unbelievable.

                                                  Miami is definitely a crime infested high drug use area that has spread to Broward County..most are bad immigrants from some other states and latin American and Caribbean nations..you rarely find anyone here originally from here anymore..they've all gone..i left but had to come back..the police are screwed up too..mean, rude, aggresive they're on attack mode most of the time..i guess they r scared but it has definitely become a a little HELL here..now i know the freaks come out all times of the day..only GOD can save us..thank GOD I have lot of security at home..after our family has been robbed n assaulted 17 times within the last 35 yrs..we have become experts...high alert people..high alert..beware of ur surroundings at ALL times..never know when ur neighbor feels hungry and finds u tasty!!!

                                                    #20.5 - Mon May 28, 2012 2:15 PM EDT
                                                    Reply

                                                    i can't imagine how scary it would be to have someone eating you alive. i'm glad that freak is no longer in the world. this stuff isn't new, though. google a guy named albert fish some time and see what i'm talking about.

                                                    • 2 votes
                                                    Reply#21 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:58 PM EDT

                                                    Comment # 22 deleted, derail.

                                                    • 1 vote
                                                    #21.1 - Tue May 29, 2012 3:43 PM EDT
                                                    Reply

                                                    2012, The Walking Dead, 28 days later????? Everything always starts as ONE episode!!!! Holy crap!! I never expected this!!

                                                    • 14 votes
                                                    Reply#23 - Sat May 26, 2012 10:59 PM EDT

                                                    Kinda makes one want to be extra wary of those who wear t-shirts that say "I HAVE ISSUES", you just never know!

                                                    • 10 votes
                                                    Reply#24 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:00 PM EDT

                                                    It's the ones who are "not" wearing those tee-shirts you have to worry about!

                                                    • 8 votes
                                                    #24.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:13 PM EDT
                                                    ShandrilDeleted

                                                    He wasn't wearing a t-shirt! Sorry....

                                                    • 1 vote
                                                    #24.3 - Sun May 27, 2012 10:52 AM EDT

                                                    Comment # 24.2 deleted, huge derail. Stay on-topic folks.

                                                    • 1 vote
                                                    #24.4 - Tue May 29, 2012 3:46 PM EDT
                                                    Reply

                                                    The zombie apopalypse is begining. I have guns, canned beans, and plenty of TP. I am ready.

                                                    • 22 votes
                                                    Reply#25 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:00 PM EDT

                                                    Oh, Damn, I forgot the TP!!!! got to get to the store, be back shortly!!!!

                                                    • 14 votes
                                                    #25.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:22 PM EDT

                                                    OMG I stockpile protein powder and water - but no TP! What was i thinking!

                                                    • 1 vote
                                                    #25.3 - Mon May 28, 2012 11:44 AM EDT

                                                    Was the victim Kosher?

                                                      #25.4 - Sat Jun 2, 2012 10:22 PM EDT
                                                      Reply

                                                      Aother wacko in Florida....

                                                      • 2 votes
                                                      Reply#26 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:02 PM EDT

                                                      It's the heat & humidity. Makes people crazy.

                                                      • 1 vote
                                                      #26.1 - Sat May 26, 2012 11:49 PM EDT

                                                      Another wacko sldes his slimey self down to Fl. 90 % of crimes are committed by people from out of state NOT native Floridians. Check out the statistics!

                                                        #26.2 - Sun May 27, 2012 9:44 AM EDT
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