Alaska man mauled by bear climbs tree to escape

A hiker who clambered 30 feet up a tree in the Alaskan woods after being mauled by a brown bear is recovering after state troopers rescued him.

From high up in the tree, Ben Radakovich called 911 early Sunday to report the attack three miles from the head of Bird Creek Trail.

“I was mauled by a brown bear,” he gasped in the call. “I’m bleeding bad.”

Radakovich told the emergency operator that he was bleeding from his back and neck, and asked for an ambulance. The call appeared to disconnect at one point, and when Radakovich got back on the line, he told the operator that a bear cub was also on the scene.

“I can hear the brown bear, it’s still huffing in the trees,” he said. “I was able to climb a tree. So I’m as high up in a tree as I can get.”

“The damn thing was batting at me,” he later added.

Troopers reached Radakovich about two hours after his 911 call, KTUU-TV reported.

"He was pretty cold, shivering," Trooper Tim Lewis told the station. "He had multiple injuries, serious injuries."

The Associated Press reported that Radakovich, of Eagle River, used ski poles to protect himself.

Radakovich has been released from the hospital, KTUU-TV reported.

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Luckiest man on the planet today goes to....

  • 26 votes
#1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:07 PM EDT
Comment author avatarchipsamoy25Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

Sounds like this guy bearly got away with his life.

Sorry, I had to..

  • 44 votes
#1.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:15 PM EDT

He's lucky there was even a phone in that tree. With the proliferation of cell phones it's hard to find a pay phone anywhere.

  • 76 votes
#1.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:30 PM EDT

Still Tom Brady.

  • 1 vote
#1.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:34 PM EDT

I think to too. Thank goodness he WAS able to clim that tree. Very lucky man

  • 10 votes
#1.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:40 PM EDT

Ain't that the bear naked truth. Kids don't go hiking without the bear essentials, such as a cell phone.

  • 13 votes
#1.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:21 PM EDT

If you don't want to be chased up a tree by a bear.........stay out of the woods.

  • 30 votes
#1.6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 PM EDT

Tom Brady is not a Bear.

  • 1 vote
#1.7 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:36 PM EDT

If you don't want to be chased up a tree by a bear.........stay out of the woods.

I'm confused, in what part of the article did the man blame the bear for attacking him? He most likely knew he made a mistake but that's part of the risk in hiking in that part of the world. I don't get the need for a uninformed remark on your part outside of just commenting to comment.

  • 12 votes
#1.8 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 PM EDT

cheetah-too funny!

  • 6 votes
#1.9 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 PM EDT

It sounds like he bearely survived that grizzly scene! If he had been killed, it would be unbearable for his family.

  • 5 votes
#1.10 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:24 PM EDT

" LUCKY " would be that if the bear just licked him and left!....So to me, not so lucky! You also have to say to yourself! "Maybe this isnt the best time of year to wonder the Alaskan wilderness" ..........I dont believe in "LUCK" i believe in CHANCE and chance favors the prepared! What if he wasnt able to climb that tree? what if he didn't have a cell phone?

  • 5 votes
#1.11 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:34 PM EDT
Comment author avatarChuck Brinkmanvia Facebook

It is best to hike with a friend .Just make sure that you can out run him or her

  • 15 votes
#1.12 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:35 PM EDT

Six inch model 29 Smith and Wesson in your fanny pack will equalize those situations.......

  • 12 votes
#1.13 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:44 PM EDT

BROOKE IN FT LAUDERDALE

I think to too. Thank goodness he WAS able to clim that tree. Very lucky man

Thank goodness it was a brown bear. A black bear would have easily climbed right up after him.

  • 8 votes
#1.14 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:45 PM EDT

help ive been mauled and i cant get down.good thing he had life alert

  • 6 votes
#1.15 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:47 PM EDT

That's true Backcountry the bears around me climb trees..,and sleep there

  • 1 vote
#1.16 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:48 PM EDT

"If you don't want to be chased up a tree by a bear.........stay out of the woods"

I guess this idiot doesn't get into cars, either. Much bigger chance dying in a car than in the woods. Idiot.

  • 2 votes
#1.17 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:28 PM EDT

HEY!! I want more information!! They arrived two hours later to WHAT?!? Was the bear still there?!? Did they have to scare it off, shoot it, hunt it? How did he encounter the bear? Was it protecting its cub?

I think if I would be walking around in bear country, I'd prefer to walk around armed with something more than a stick or a rock. Perhaps a .50 cal handgun. Someone once asked me if it would do any good, and I replied, "If you were up a tree and a bear was coming after you, would you prefer a stick or a gun?"

  • 3 votes
#1.18 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:59 PM EDT

j70141 in Colorado: if a cub was present, the adult bear was protecting it. The bear was swatting at the guy, he said and he protected himself with ski poles. Scalp wounds bleed heavily. I think it would have said if they'd had to kill the bear. And if he wasn't hospitalized, the wounds couldn't have been life-threatening.

  • 1 vote
#1.19 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:07 PM EDT

I used to live in Alaska and I wouldn't go into the woods up there for any amount of money. I saw too many hunters come back from a weekend jaunt, with no bounty to show except for the massive injuries many of them suffered. Do I feel sorry. Not a bit. If you go into the woods, where the bears live, you're asking for it. Had he killed the bear, especially with a cub, he would have been in serious trouble. There are plenty of places to hike in Alaska, so you don't have to go into the primitive woods, unless you want to shinny up a tree.

  • 2 votes
#1.20 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:42 PM EDT

Bear. Cub. Mauled. It all goes together.

  • 1 vote
#1.21 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:42 PM EDT

I live in Alaska and this is the newspaper article on this story. The hiker was on a trail and had bear spray on him but was unable to use it in time.

The best defense for preventing something like this is to hike in a group or carry bells. In most attacks a person will not have the time to use bear spray or a gun, and if a gun is used it may only anger the bear more.

  • 4 votes
#1.22 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:46 PM EDT

walking in the woods...or going to the maul...one an the same...in alaska...i hate going to the maul...

    #1.23 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:10 PM EDT

    Bells? Seriously?? When we lived in Alaska, we called them dinner bells! Thats what you were going to be :)

      #1.24 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:12 PM EDT

      Thats why Smith & Wesson made the .500 caliber handgun....Maul me if you want, but your going to pay for it...

        #1.25 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:09 PM EDT

        I don't get it, people carry guns every where and leave it in the car when they pack in the woods in Alaska, Duh. I always carry a pistol when I be packing. Nikki, you don't carry the right gun. 35 Remington TC when I'm in the woods. (For Snakes) lol.

        • 1 vote
        #1.26 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:43 PM EDT

        take a gun with hydroshocks the rounds splinter and go in many many different directions like a blender once it hits a body .. you dont even need a .454 casull or .50 mag.. and have it where you can pull it out fast also carry a good knife..

        If a bear attacks you, do not think about anything else besides staying alive screw Alaska's laws your life is more important and any law that becomes destructive of these ends is unconstitutional. Trust me Alaskas laws would be the last thing i would care about... charge me = dead bear .. very very dead bear.

          #1.27 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:35 PM EDT

          That's real funny, Maureen. I was stationed up in the Fairbanks area and went into the woods quite often. Never had an encounter with a bear. Saw plenty of tracks and poop but went the other way most of the time and had NO problems. On a side note guns are allowed in Alaska, both handguns and rifles.

            #1.28 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:16 PM EDT
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            I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY THE LAW '' NOT TO CARRY A FIREARM '' ; but you know what , i don't care !!!!!! if i have to shot to save my life , THEY CAN JUST HAUL ME TO A SAFE JAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • 16 votes
            #2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:15 PM EDT

            Most people's personal firearms won't stop an attacking brown bear. Even most hunting rifles lack the stopping power to discourage a large brown bear. A guy I know who goes hunting in Alaska frequently once told me that the local guide they brought along had a .44 magnum, and told them if anyone tried to shoot a brown bear with anything besides that gun, he'd shoot them himself, because anything smaller than that just pisses off the bear.

            • 24 votes
            #2.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:33 PM EDT

            Lucky me, a 44 mag IS my personal firearm :P

            • 10 votes
            #2.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 PM EDT

            Anyone that hikes in the woods needs to have someone with her/him for starters. A GPS and a cell phone, as well as Bear Spray, just in case. A gun wouldn't help, the bear would be on them too quickly to get off a shot, and probably wouldn't stop them anyway. Bear Spray is your best defense. This time of year, Brown/Black bears have their cubs out foraging. Black Bears are not overly protective of their young, they just send them up a tree and leave. Brown (Grizzly) Bears will attack with cubs, as where they forage there are often no trees to send their cubs up, so they must defend them on the ground. Black Bear adults can climb trees, but Brown Bears are too big when adults to climb them. He was quite lucky to survive as he didn't go prepared for a hike in bear country.

            • 7 votes
            #2.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:30 PM EDT

            "Anyone that hikes in the woods needs to have someone with her/him for starters. "

            Yep, I want the slowest person to be with me.

            • 20 votes
            #2.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:34 PM EDT

            let's laugh and say !!!!...

            If you're out in the woods in AK and you run across a trooper and you dont have a 44 mag or better, you will actually get scolded for being a dumbass.

            • 6 votes
            #2.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:52 PM EDT

            Mossberg offers the JIC models for these instances.. They are lightweight and can stop a bear with a few shots... JIC stands for Just in Case..... The phone was nice to have, but I prefer the gauge....

            • 6 votes
            #2.6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:12 PM EDT

            why would you kill the bear?? you are in HIS territory, now, if a bear came into your home and was trying to steal from you...then defend yourself!! you cant do it when you go into the animals home and then just cause you are stupid, and can carry a gun , you have to kill the animal acting in a natural behavior!!

            • 14 votes
            #2.7 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:13 PM EDT

            It is perfectly legal to carry a fire arm when hiking on public property to protect yourself from dangers that may exist in the forest. But as noted in other comments, shooting at a brown bear is not a good idea. Best to keep pepper spray designed for use against brown bears, or bring two dogs with you.

            • 4 votes
            #2.8 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:14 PM EDT

            What exactly will 2 dogs do? Are they the sacrificial lamb for you to make a get away? I guess maybe the 2 dogs might try to scare it away by barking, but if the bear is protecting its cub very unlikely she will back down. Bear vs dog or even two dogs bear will win.

            • 4 votes
            #2.9 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:32 PM EDT

            First off, what is with all the bear stories in the news lately? Is this a new go to side topic or what? Maybe its just me but seems like every other day for the last few weeks there is something about bears.

            Anyways this guy was extremely lucky (especially since his phone worked assuming he was way out in the woods) to put it mildly. He would've certainly become lunch had he not got up that tree. Wouldn't be surprise if it was probably one of those cases when under normal circumstances you don't think you can do it but in this case he was up that tree faster than a squirrel.

            From what it appears the guy isn't blaming the bear for anything and I'm glad to see that as he shouldn't. Like others have said if anything he would be the one at fault as this time of the year especially the bears are very active and out with their cubs, meaning more aggressive, so one needs to be very careful and it doesn't sound like he was fully prepared. You should always be prepared for the environment your entering when doing activities like hiking (actually doesn't hurt for your everyday life either). At the very least he should've had some bear spray and while hiking should be making noise to alert bears to his presence, not to attract them, but so he doesn't come across one and startle it. Secondary option would be a gun like a .44 or even worse case a field knife, assuming you have time to get to either, but at least could give you a chance. Though I agree shooting it should be the last resort, always.

            Be prepared is not just a motto that the Boy Scouts live by, but one that we all can learn from and apply.

            It is time

            • 5 votes
            #2.10 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:38 PM EDT

            That would be the' Stand your Ground' law..

            • 3 votes
            #2.11 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:52 PM EDT

            JBAbbott,

            Pepper spray? I prefer to season my meat after I cook it.

            • 3 votes
            #2.12 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:54 PM EDT

            @JBAbbot having dogs along with you is best if you plan on having them eaten instead of you. Best defense against an attack is to let the bears know you are there, bells on shoelaces, talking loudly (hey bear) and a can of bear spray. Lived in Kodiak for 8 years and have come into very close contact on many occasions with the bears there with no attacks. I do however know of 3 people that had to get new dogs after being eaten near the Buskin River.

            • 3 votes
            #2.13 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 PM EDT

            It is illegal in Montana for a guide to carry a gun for protection. That is why everyone carries bear spray. The man is lucky to be alive and to have cell service.

            • 1 vote
            #2.14 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:11 PM EDT

            As far as handguns, I would prefer the 44, but any well placed shot will kill a bear. Of course when he is chasing you, a well placed shot is a little tough so go with large caliber. I will take AVINS hiking with me anytime, he/she can be bear bait.

            • 2 votes
            #2.15 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:30 PM EDT

            AVINSV -

            He might have shot the bear to preserve his life. It is known as "survival instinct." You, as fully evolved as you are, might have chosen differently. (Hint - you should stay out of the woods, and the rougher parts of most cities.)

            • 3 votes
            #2.16 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:36 PM EDT

            This article did not note this, but the man did have bear repellant spray with him, he was just caught off guard and did not have time to react with it. As many of you suggested, shooting the bear in self defense, if he had a gun, is not very Alaska-like. This bear was protecting her cubs. While the man is lucky, he is not necessarily stupid--man of us in Alaska enjoy the outdoors and we all learn to respect one another. It is legal to carry the firearms, some just choose not to and that is okay. It doesn't make on stupid. The guy handled himself well. He is alive. The bear and cubs are alive. All is okay.

            • 4 votes
            #2.17 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:02 PM EDT

            You people are just a bunch of comedians, aren't you???? If it were you up that tree you'd bearly be able to stand it...Huh Huh Huh!We just got back from the Smoky Mountains on vacation and saw many black bears up close. Lucky for us ,they are used to people down there. But, anytime a baby is near, you better hit it or be attacked. That's most likely the reason for the attack.

            • 1 vote
            #2.18 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 PM EDT

            AVINSV says: "why would you kill the bear?? you are in HIS territory"

            I guess one might try to kill the bear in order to save one's own life.... It's really that simple.

            • 2 votes
            #2.19 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:57 PM EDT

            RECH says: "It is illegal in Montana for a guide to carry a gun for protection"

            There are hunting guides in Montana, authorized by the state. They and their clients carry guns. Are you telling me that they can use these guns only if they are NOT being attacked???

            • 1 vote
            #2.20 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:06 PM EDT

            Terri says: "You people are just a bunch of comedians, aren't you????"

            Well, Terri, they're not really very funny... But then that's what you meant too.

            • 1 vote
            #2.21 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:11 PM EDT

            Even a .44 can't do the trick in most cases....454 casull, .500 Smith & wesson, now theres some serious stuff, better yet...Marlin .450 or .45-70...and best of all .458 win. (rifle)...thats what i carried 24/7 when working in Alaska back in 70's....never had to use it, came close a couple times, but they were just bluff charges...

              #2.22 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:14 PM EDT

              rech!...I've been bowhunting Montana for 28 years, we always carry a gun with us, its only illegal if you kill a grizzly...but i'd rather be illegal and alive, than bear@!$%# in the woods....where does it say you can't carry a gun in Montana?....are you kidding 99% of population is armed at most times....

                #2.23 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:17 PM EDT

                Actually dogs are smart and if you have 2 they will keep the bear occupied by running at the bear from opposite sides and staying out of reach until you are safely out of reach. Then they will run away and leave the bear. All will be fine from there.

                  #2.24 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:25 PM EDT
                  Reply

                  Sometimes, there's just no substitute for a big old Smith & Wesson.

                  • 9 votes
                  Reply#3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:16 PM EDT

                  I wonder if this guy is an anti gun liberal.

                  • 1 vote
                  #3.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 PM EDT

                  I'm afraid a gun wouldn't have helped him - either liberal or conservative - the bear is so fast, it would have been on him before he could get off a shot. Bear Spray is much better.

                  • 8 votes
                  #3.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:32 PM EDT

                  Cough drops and cooking oil?

                    #3.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:08 PM EDT

                    pcrane,

                    Sorry brotha, I'd get "shots" off.

                    Bear spray? They like the taste of that on their fine red flesh like hot sauce on a chicken wing. If there was a cub in the area (as the guy says) bear spray won't do anything but piss momma off even more.

                    • 5 votes
                    #3.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:15 PM EDT

                    Naw, bear strength pepper spray will stop a bear in it's tracks. Causes respiratory arrest. If you can't breath, you can't move.

                    On the other hand, they found that once pepper spray is discharged, bears love the taste like cats like catnip. They will roll around in it.

                      #3.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:21 PM EDT

                      @pcrane1943

                      I'm afraid a gun wouldn't have helped him - either liberal or conservative - the bear is so fast, it would have been on him before he could get off a shot. Bear Spray is much better.

                      And how exactly would you be able to discharge the bear spray if there wasn't time to get a shot off with a gun? If the bear is "on you", so to speak, you'd be better off with the gun because with the bear spray you're going to get it as bad as the bear only she's likely to recover first while you're stilling rolling around in blind agony.

                      • 7 votes
                      #3.6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:51 PM EDT

                      I hope they didn't kill the momma bear, she was just doing her job, protecting her cub. Bear spray works most of the time, but not always. First you try the bear spray, if it works, you're done. If not, shoot the gun in the air, which many times will scare the bear away. If all else fails, you have to choice but to shoot the bear, but take the chance of just ticking the bear off more. What you don't do is take a hike in Alaska without bear spray or a gun.

                        #3.7 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:30 PM EDT

                        If he had time to climb a tree he had time for a shot, either large bore or pepper spray.

                          #3.8 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:33 PM EDT

                          PCCRANE -

                          I've read this in many posts, and I am curious (no snarkiness intended) - can you draw and use bear repellant spray more quickly than a hadgun? I've fished in Alaska, wading, and have been fortunate enough that this has never been an issue. But, with both hands on a rod, I would assume getting the can out and using it would be just as slow (or slower) than pulling a handgun.

                          BTW: After fishing in the Susitka basin in Alaska for ten days and seeing no bears, I was trout fishing near Lenoir, North Carolina two weeks later. Turned around and found a fairly large black bear considering me from about 25'. We both went about our business (I didn't have trout on me at that point).

                            #3.9 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:47 PM EDT

                            rtg says: "First you try the bear spray, if it works, you're done"

                            And if it doesn't work? I guess you're finished in that case... Good advvice rtg.

                            • 1 vote
                            #3.10 - Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:01 PM EDT
                            Reply

                            I'm glad he got away. I guess the bear would have to kill me. I can't climb trees anymore.

                            • 12 votes
                            Reply#4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:18 PM EDT

                            but you can still play dead, right?

                            • 1 vote
                            #4.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 PM EDT

                            Yes

                            • 1 vote
                            #4.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:40 PM EDT

                            Cant climb trees anymore?? bet with a bear making a meal out of you you would surprise yourself.

                            • 4 votes
                            #4.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:55 PM EDT

                            Bevvar -

                            As "Disappointed" indicated, you would be surprised! Terror & adrenaline can be a great motivators and enhancers.

                              #4.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 PM EDT
                              Reply

                              I have heard/read many times that bears are very proficient at tree-climbing. Very lucky for this man for whatever reason

                              • 6 votes
                              Reply#5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:20 PM EDT

                              The bear was tired of getting pissed on.

                              • 2 votes
                              #5.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:33 PM EDT

                              Black bears can climb like monkeys. Brown bears can climb as cubs, but they grow too large to climb trees as adults.

                              • 11 votes
                              #5.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:45 PM EDT

                              That includes Grizzlies. They can't climb trees either however, I wouldn't want to be the guy to prove that point.

                              • 3 votes
                              #5.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:18 PM EDT

                              "Black bears can climb like monkeys" Well .. if it climbs like a monkey and walks like a monkey ... it must be ... ummmm .. nevermind. I don't wanna sound racist *sigh*. Don't start with me again Her Peas LOL

                                #5.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:53 PM EDT
                                Reply

                                I bet he's glad he had Verizon

                                • 8 votes
                                Reply#6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:21 PM EDT

                                Can you hear me now?

                                • 12 votes
                                #6.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:51 PM EDT

                                Everyone is until it's time to pay the bill.

                                But, you get what you pay for...

                                • 1 vote
                                #6.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:53 PM EDT

                                Hello 911 ? You ain't gonna believe this @!$%#...

                                • 4 votes
                                #6.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:13 PM EDT

                                Did someone dial 9-1-Holy Sh!t ?!

                                • 1 vote
                                #6.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:30 PM EDT

                                911 speaking...you greased the tree with what ??

                                  #6.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:35 PM EDT
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                                  LUCKY man he is in my prayers for a full recovery, lucky he had the cell phone, i wonder how many lives cells phones have saved?

                                  • 6 votes
                                  Reply#7 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:21 PM EDT

                                  diana,

                                  They probably "saved" less lives than they've "killed".

                                  • 8 votes
                                  #7.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:20 PM EDT
                                  Reply

                                  The phone that saved his life probably got him in trouble in the first place..............I can see it now he is walking and texting and didn't notice a Mama Bear and her cub.

                                  The last text before he went up the tree "I hear a funny sound like a growwwwww......

                                  • 7 votes
                                  Reply#8 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:28 PM EDT

                                  :()fune

                                  • 2 votes
                                  #8.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:32 PM EDT

                                  Some of these comments are hilarious! Making me smile BIG!

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #8.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:29 PM EDT

                                  Depending on where he was, chances are that's not the case at all. He's probably lucky to even get out a phone call depending on how high up in the hills he was.

                                    #8.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:51 PM EDT

                                    Exactamundo !

                                    • 1 vote
                                    #8.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:20 PM EDT
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                                    A preacher went out a-hunting,
                                    Was on a Sunday morn,
                                    And though he was a peaceful man,
                                    Still he took his gun along.
                                    He shot himself a couple of geese
                                    And one gigantic hare,
                                    And on his way returning home
                                    He met a great big grizzly bear.

                                    The bear marched out
                                    In the middle of the road
                                    And it ran at him, you see,
                                    The preacher got excited,
                                    Dropped his gun, and climbed a tree.
                                    The bear sat down upon the ground
                                    And the preacher sat on a limb,
                                    He cast his eyes to the God in the skies,
                                    And loudly said these words to Him:

                                    "Oh, Lord, didn't you deliver
                                    Daniel from the lion's den?
                                    And also deliver Jonah
                                    From the belly of the whale, - and then,
                                    The three little children from the fiery furnace,
                                    So the Good Books do declare.
                                    Now Lord, if you can't help me,
                                    For goodness' sake, don't you help that bear!"

                                    • 6 votes
                                    Reply#9 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:33 PM EDT

                                    Then the F'kin bear ate 'em.

                                    The end.

                                    • 3 votes
                                    #9.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:22 PM EDT

                                    For those of you who think climbing a tree is the answer - ask any grizzly/brown bear guide in Alaska, they can still climb with those claws. Do not think that is always going to work. Grizzly or Brown bear - play dead, eliminating the threat. Black bear attack - it means they intend to do harm or eat you, fight and attempt to get away. I have seen 350 lb plus bears in trees so do not think that's the end-all answer there either.

                                      #9.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:06 PM EDT

                                      Climb that tree like a mother!

                                      The big bears are too lazy to go up after you. And just keep climbing if necessary, like this guy did.

                                      Maybe a black bear would chase you up a tree, but doubtful. They'd be small enough to try, but I've never heard of them pulling someone out of a tree that was high up.

                                        #9.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:34 PM EDT

                                        the Preacher and Bear song was song by Phil Harris an old singer and comedian. I have the lp.

                                          #9.4 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:47 PM EDT
                                          Reply

                                          With my luck, I woulda been put on "HOLD"...!

                                          • 7 votes
                                          Reply#10 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:48 PM EDT

                                          He should have called Sarah Palin instead.

                                          • 1 vote
                                          Reply#11 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:51 PM EDT

                                          This is my favorite comment yet. Sarah to rescue.... LMAF

                                          • 5 votes
                                          #11.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:20 PM EDT

                                          Now that is funny. Here she (Sarah) is to save the day. I needed a good laugh..

                                          • 2 votes
                                          #11.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:26 PM EDT

                                          Sarah is probably spending the day looking at Russia out her bedroom window !!

                                          • 3 votes
                                          #11.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:51 PM EDT

                                          To repeat...Sarah Palin said you can see Russia from Alaska, this is fact, and something we all learned in elementary school, (Aleutians, Bering Strait, geography, any of that ring a bell?) unless you're a complete urban idiot living in a slum where the money for class textbooks is spent on paying fired teachers' salaries in perpetuity and metal detectors.

                                          She never said she could see it from her house. This little story is all about Democrat knuckle-dragging neanderthals taking a fact and turning it into some joke because they hate anyone who disagrees with them.

                                          As far as the bar situation, yes she probably could come in and save the day with her homespun charm. Scare him off by revving the snowmachine or something.

                                            #11.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:38 PM EDT

                                            god i can see the reports now "Palin comes to the rescue with a GE Minigun quickly laying waste to the bear its cubs many deer most of the trees, rabbits, foxes, ducks, the sloth, the orangutan ... in thy mercy.

                                              #11.5 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:49 PM EDT
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                                              Two hours to respond to a 911 call? Must have been deep into the woods, hard to find. Next time take your GPS along, a cell phone is not enough.

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                                              Reply#12 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:51 PM EDT

                                              Are you kidding? Two hours to respond to a call in the Alaskan wilderness, and you're complaining? That's pretty damn impressive. I've seen calls in major cities take longer.

                                              • 12 votes
                                              #12.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:58 PM EDT

                                              Well, it was hard to find the doughnut and coffee shop around the area. The troopers had to drive an hour back to the nearest town.

                                              • 1 vote
                                              #12.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:28 PM EDT

                                              Trooper #1 to Trooper #2: Two hours ought to be enough time for the bear to leave.

                                              • 8 votes
                                              #12.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 PM EDT

                                              Wow, people. Get a clue. There is so much wilderness up there. The guy was wilderness hiking. This isn't like San Francisco or Dallas where the trail head ("greenway) might be across the street from the police dept.

                                              "Her Peas" is right - impressive reponse time. Kudos to the cops and hopes for hiker's full recovery.

                                              • 1 vote
                                              #12.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:00 PM EDT
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                                              Just short primer on Bear Psychology.

                                              Mother Bears teach their cubs to climb a tree, this is an instinct, and is done to keep the cub safe when threatened.

                                              Mother Bears tend to think of trees as safe place for her cubs.

                                              So what you expect her to think if she saw you climbing a tree.

                                              The Mother bear would think that you are trying to get her cubs.

                                              The Mother bear is not smarter than your average bear, and would not matter if her cubs are up a different tree, or right next to her.

                                              While you may have time to think while in the tree, think back, and understand that climbing a tree sends a wrong signal.

                                              I knew a noted psychologist, who had relayed his experience with this after spending 24 hours waiting for the Mother Bear to leave.

                                              But before you venture into the wild woods, make sure you know what you are doing, and do not entice Bears to keep you up a tree.

                                              In fact try something else first, including not being there.

                                              • 1 vote
                                              Reply#13 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:02 PM EDT

                                              Pretty sure he was attacked BEFORE getting into the tree, not to rain on your parade.

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                                              #13.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 PM EDT

                                              Rich,

                                              Looks like he rtied something different and he was mauled "then" climed a tree and whalah!

                                              He's alive. It worked!

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                                              #13.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:26 PM EDT

                                              For this guy it was far too late for "not being there," though I'm sure the notion of not being there occurred to him more than a few times while in the tree. Besides, maybe he was on that trail in order to not be somewhere else... He had to be somewhere because no matter where you go, there you are. So at the end of the day, it is what it is.

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                                              #13.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:36 PM EDT

                                              Hiap was right, the bear attacked him and THEN he climbed the tree.

                                                #13.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:23 PM EDT

                                                They need to track the mother and cub down and kill them both not that they have the taste of human it is only a matter of time before they become maneater.

                                                  #13.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:28 PM EDT

                                                  Ruger,

                                                  They were here first.

                                                  The end.

                                                  • 1 vote
                                                  #13.6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:37 PM EDT

                                                  RichmJones

                                                  Idiot

                                                    #13.7 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:37 PM EDT

                                                    Paul -

                                                    re your response to RMJones - terse, but pretty much spot-on!

                                                      #13.8 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:04 PM EDT

                                                      Your an idiot richmjones...

                                                        #13.9 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:28 PM EDT

                                                        Paul / mpa = One shot to hit to asses.

                                                        http://troutfishing1.newsvine.com

                                                        See dictionary for primer, not ignoramus.

                                                          #13.10 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:39 PM EDT

                                                          Coyotehunter, take a reading course, then read, compose something worthwhile, following that type something of value, without the beer can in your hands.

                                                            #13.11 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:38 PM EDT

                                                            Hiap - Find someone who can read the comment for you, and then review your problem with comprehension, look up the words you cannot understand. By the time you make a comment, you might have something to say, giving you the benefit of all doubt.

                                                              #13.12 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:45 PM EDT

                                                              Try again?

                                                              Just short primer on Bear Psychology.

                                                              Mother Bears teach their cubs to climb a tree, this is an instinct, and is done to keep the cub safe when threatened.

                                                              Mother Bears tend to think of trees as safe place for her cubs.

                                                              So what you expect her to think if she saw you climbing a tree.

                                                              The Mother bear would think that you are trying to get her cubs.

                                                              The Mother bear is not smarter than your average bear, and would not matter if her cubs are up a different tree, or right next to her.

                                                              While you may have time to think while in the tree, think back, and understand that climbing a tree sends a wrong signal.

                                                              I knew a noted psychologist, who had relayed his experience with this after spending 24 hours waiting for the Mother Bear to leave.

                                                              But before you venture into the wild woods, make sure you know what you are doing, and do not entice Bears to keep you up a tree.

                                                              In fact try something else first, including not being there.

                                                                #13.13 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:47 PM EDT
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                                                                Where is everyone now that was bashing the guy a few days ago for protecting himself from a bear, then attempting to sell the cubs. Its wrong that he was trying to sell them, but thats not what people were pissed off about. They were pissed because he killed the bear. All of you that wanted to hurt and even kill that guy should have your fingers broken now.

                                                                • 4 votes
                                                                Reply#14 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:13 PM EDT

                                                                Most times bears make "bluff" charges. That gets many killed, as the behavior is misunderstood as threatening. The bear is saying "I'm scared, stay back". Black bears rarely follow through with the charge. Brown bears usually mean it if they charge however.

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                                                                #14.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:36 PM EDT

                                                                I have noticed this "trend" as well OurGovSucks. Every time a person either protects themselves from bears or are simply worried because there is a bear in the area, there is a strange animosity towards that person. Granted I understand that sometimes people do stupid things, like that guy who liked camping right in the area where bears fish and drink, and who finally got eaten by bears, along with his girlfriend. But for the most part people try to avoid bears. Either way, eventho I respect nature, I think people have the right to defend themselves when attacked by bears (or anything else).

                                                                Anyway, I am glad the guy got out alive, it must have been the longest 2 hours of his life.

                                                                • 4 votes
                                                                #14.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:44 PM EDT

                                                                Every time a person either protects themselves from bears or are simply worried because there is a bear in the area, there is a strange animosity towards that person.

                                                                Because people are idiots. They don't realize that a bear even "mock" defending its territory or just trying to make a person go away can still f--k your day up badly. Even a black bear knocking you over and running away can still leave you with gashes requiring dozens if not hundreds of stitches. Brown bears are meaner and much larger, and also have a nasty tendency to bite the head.

                                                                People seem to be under some sort of strange delusion that bears are these gentle, kind creatures that only attack in the rarest, most extreme circumstances. That's not the case. They'll literally rip your f--king face off and eat you if you don't protect yourself.

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                                                                #14.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:21 PM EDT

                                                                Every time a person either protects themselves from bears or are simply worried because there is a bear in the area, there is a strange animosity towards that person.

                                                                OurGovSucks left out a few details about that incident. In that incident the guy was leaving out dog food on his porch and the bear had visited the place 4 nights in a row. He would not have had to shoot the bear if he had not created the problem. A fed bear is a dead bear and for that the guy is a moron. Big difference between that incident and this one.

                                                                  #14.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:10 PM EDT

                                                                  Bassai

                                                                  In that incident the guy was leaving out dog food on his porch and the bear had visited the place 4 nights in a row. He would not have had to shoot the bear if he had not created the problem. A fed bear is a dead bear and for that the guy is a moron. Big difference between that incident and this one.

                                                                  Leaving dog food on the porch is definitely not a good idea if there is bears in the area, and I agree with you about this. It makes me wonder if he wasn't doing that intentionally (to sell the cubs), if the bear had visited the place 4 nights in a row ...

                                                                    #14.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:57 PM EDT
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                                                                    I bet this guy will carry a 44-magnum when he goes biking in the future.

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                                                                    Reply#15 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:30 PM EDT

                                                                    He probably startled the female or got between her and her cub...either way...he's damn lucky that tree was there and he's alive to talk about it!!

                                                                    • 1 vote
                                                                    Reply#16 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:31 PM EDT

                                                                    Good think the bear wasn't from Dominia.

                                                                    (Props to anyone who gets that reference).

                                                                    • 1 vote
                                                                    Reply#17 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:31 PM EDT

                                                                    Magic, hank?

                                                                      #17.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:50 PM EDT
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                                                                      I hope they did not kill the bear..

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                                                                      Reply#18 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:40 PM EDT

                                                                      In Liberalville, they would definitely hunt her down and kill her. But in Alaska, blame is not put on the bear. Sh!t happens when man and beast cross paths.

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                                                                      #18.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:04 PM EDT

                                                                      Road Warrior,

                                                                      You obvioulsly know nothing about Alaska. In Anchorage they always put out beware of bear signs on trails to warn people of problems. When dumb###'s go on the trail anyway and run into trouble and get harmed they always go out, blame and kill the bear. The conservatives cheer the bear killing, the liberals like myself blame the dumb###.

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                                                                      #18.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:08 PM EDT

                                                                      akgirl,

                                                                      I would like to learn more about Alaska. I almost took a job in Anchorage with a pipeline maintenance company about five years ago. I was all ready to go, but couldn't agree on a pay compensation package. I think I would like it up there.

                                                                        #18.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 PM EDT

                                                                        AlaskaGirl -

                                                                        I saw warning postings up in Willow that a bear's meat cache had been found, and it gave a location. I saw those notices for about 20 miles around. So how many trails should I have avoided so as not to run into trouble and be a dumb###?

                                                                        Just asking.

                                                                          #18.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:11 PM EDT

                                                                          MPA..no one says you have to kill the bear, more like pop off a round to scare it and go in the opposite direction.

                                                                          AKgirl...I know what you mean, cant tell you how many stories I've read regarding cubs having to be euthanized because some dumba$$ "thought" they were in danger, especially at the Russinan River.

                                                                            #18.5 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:56 PM EDT

                                                                            Road Warrior,

                                                                            I lived in AK for 42 years, I will do my best to answer any questions.

                                                                            MPA,

                                                                            I was referring to signs warning people that a mama bear with cubs is wandering and mama is being aggressive. People still went and someone would get hurt. AKA, they were being a dumb####. In the situation you ran into, I personally would stay out of that direct area, and would always carry a gun while hiking in the wilderness.

                                                                              #18.6 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:28 PM EDT
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                                                                              Thank god for people who leave ski poles in trees.

                                                                              • 3 votes
                                                                              Reply#19 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 PM EDT

                                                                              I'd take a .44 Mag strapped to my side over a cell phone...

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                                                                              Reply#20 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:12 PM EDT

                                                                              And that is why When I hike, I carry a Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum with me.

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                                                                              Reply#21 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:13 PM EDT

                                                                              Ah, the humility of knowing we're not always on top of the food chain.

                                                                              • 1 vote
                                                                              Reply#22 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:13 PM EDT

                                                                              Only firearms made us so. Now we need humility.

                                                                                #22.1 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:18 PM EDT
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                                                                                I guess my bow and arrow are pretty high caliber.

                                                                                  Reply#23 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 PM EDT

                                                                                  A hunting bow with a broadhead arrow is considerably more lethal than most small-caliber hunting rifles. People have even taken rhinos and elephants out with them.

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                                                                                  #23.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:52 PM EDT

                                                                                  great point, a small bore would only make the bear more peed off

                                                                                    #23.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:53 PM EDT

                                                                                    What is the purpose in taking out a rhino or elephant? Not for food. That would make you a poacher then, a vile despicable type of human. Also, if you surprised a bear, he/she would be on you before you brought the bow out. Please think before posting.

                                                                                      #23.3 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:42 PM EDT
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                                                                                      I lived in Alaska for 25 years, moved up in the early 60s when it was very barren, and moved away about 18 years ago. Back then, there were no "hiking trails" in every part of surrounding towns and cities, like they have now. There is a huge brown bear problem now around Anchorage and the surrounding towns because of all of the new age parks and hiking trails and bike trails which modernize everything, encroaching on the bear's grounds. This story is not uncommon - in fact, sightings and attacks are getting to be an every day thing in hiking trails around the towns now and even the Discovery Channel has programs to this effect. I am sorry this person got attacked, but come on, Alaska government, why are you putting people in harm's way by trying to build and treat Alaska like it is a common everyday place like the Lower 48? Idiots......

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                                                                                      Reply#24 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 PM EDT

                                                                                      Yeah, and that goes for Central Park after dark too. No bears? There are worse creatures.

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                                                                                      #24.1 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:13 PM EDT

                                                                                      In the not-too-distant future, the bears will be gone (like the bison), and Alaska will be just another place for subdivisions, mineral extraction and hard winters.

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                                                                                      #24.2 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:32 PM EDT

                                                                                      I'm curious do you even live in Alaska?

                                                                                        #24.3 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 PM EDT

                                                                                        I've been using the trail systems around Alaska for over 20 years and have had multiple bear encounters and not once has it gone bad. If you hike or bike in pairs and make your presence known and try to avoid traveling early am and late in the evening when visibility is reduced this is the best way to avoid getting attacked, oh yeah and keep your composure when you do have an encounter, don't panic!! Most attacks occur when the bear is surprised, so make some noise people!!

                                                                                          #24.4 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:51 PM EDT

                                                                                          I have been dealing with a 13 year old girl lately, I perfer to take my chance with the bears; they are nicer and hurt you less.

                                                                                            #24.5 - Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:27 AM EDT
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                                                                                            "This just in: Bear Threat Neutralized, Colbert Report Cancelled."

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                                                                                            Reply#25 - Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 PM EDT
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