Couple planted and swallowed razor blades in doughnuts, police say

Salt Lake County Sheriff's Office

Michael Conder and Carrol Lee Leazer

A Utah couple claimed they swallowed razor blades hidden inside store-bought doughnuts, but police say their story had a hole in it — the couple planted them.

The couple, identified by authorities as Michael Condor, 35, and Carrol Lee Leazer, 39, were arrested Monday. Among the charges was aggravated assault because the couple let one of their co-workers at a Dollar Tree store bite into one of the doughnuts, police said.

Police got a call last week from someone who reported finding a triangular piece of sharp metal in a doughnut purchased from Smith’s Food Store in the city of Draper, outside Salt Lake City.

Hospital X-rays showed several razor blade pieces the size of fingernails in the couple’s stomachs, police said. But as detectives looked into it, “things weren’t adding up,” Draper police Sgt. Chad Carpenter told NBC affiliate KSL in Salt Lake City.

Investigators told the Deseret News newspaper that the couple were trying to win a settlement from the store. The couple were in debt, the newspaper reported, citing a police statement.

The co-worker bit into the suspect doughnut but did not swallow it and was unhurt, Carpenter said. The co-worker is the one who reported the metal to police, Carpenter told KSL.

Smith’s initially pulled that brand of doughnut off its shelves.

“Those doughnuts were actually manufactured out of state and sent to that store in sealed, tamper-proof packaging,” Marsha Gilford, a spokeswoman for the grocery store, told the newspaper.

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Must be an easy way to get money!

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#1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:04 AM EDT

Crazy what is wrong with folks.

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#1.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:08 AM EDT
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“Those doughnuts were actually manufactured out of state and sent to that store in sealed, temper-proof packaging..."

TEMPER proof? Makes sense I guess. I'd be upset.

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#1.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:24 AM EDT

good catch hans.....love it.

  • 7 votes
#1.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:46 AM EDT

The DA thieves will pay for it the next day

  • 4 votes
#1.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:51 AM EDT

Something about that whole "donuts...manufactured from out of state (and shipped to this store)" thing does not create an appetite for store-bought donuts anyway, at least not for me.

I guess that might have saved a lot of people, or at least people who care what they eat and how it tastes, from this couple's crime.

    #1.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:07 AM EDT

    Okay just curious but can any medical pro's here explain how you remove razor blades from someone's stomach without risking further injury or even open surgery?

    • 9 votes
    #1.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:08 AM EDT

    More white trash Americans.

    • 14 votes
    #1.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:20 AM EDT

    So we know that these folks put the blades in the donut themselves because the police say so??? What is the evidence that the cops have suggesting that the folks did it themselves. If it's because they are in debt then most or all of us better hope to not get hurt.

    Who cares if the donuts were/are "Temper Proof" it could of happened at the bakery. Plus what in the hell is a "Temper Proof" box, does it mean it is heat treated or that it can't get mad.

    These MSM sites articles are getting worse by the day, just because the cops claim something or have a suspect then the article claims or makes folks look as if they are guilty.

    But as detectives looked into it, “things weren’t adding up,”..... Well what was not adding up? How about doing your job. And the link they had gave no more info!

    From KSL Utah

    Carpenter said as detectives investigated the incident, however, "things weren't adding up."

    Eventually two people were arrested when detectives determined the couple put the razor blades in the doughnuts themselves

    Geez cops have never been wrong or fabricated info. Again what is the evidence besides so cops gutfeelings, and we know they have plenty of them for donuts. You better never claim to the cops that a donut harmed you

    • 11 votes
    #1.8 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:21 AM EDT

    One would assume the rest of the journey for those pieces of razor might lead to something fatal.

    I would suggest both an IQ and drug test for these two. They must have been on crack to do something this stupid!

    • 9 votes
    #1.9 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:24 AM EDT

    snake,

    It's easy. according to a show I saw on Discovery or one of those cable channels, the doctors have all sorts of gizmos for retrieving objects--from both ends. Just bring lots of money.

    One case they talked about was removing a light bulb that had apparently been used for "recreational purposes." To avoid breaking the bulb while it was still "up there," they first drilled a hole into the base of the bulb and then pumped plaster of paris into the bulb through a small tube. This solidified the bulb so that the glass would not break. Then they were able to pull it out, so to speak. The patient was sedated during the entire process. The process at the hospital, that is.

    • 5 votes
    #1.10 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:26 AM EDT

    fishman, you are correct.

    the critical information is missing, if not only in the news story, but apparently from the investigation as well.

      #1.11 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:29 AM EDT

      It surprises me that some people put MORE energy into scamming someone and avoiding being productive than they would if they actually pursued and honest days work!

      • 13 votes
      #1.12 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:30 AM EDT

      Wanted to add a GM Scooter!

      Maybe you can help me with the Temper Proof

      Is Temper like what the government is doing to the masses?

      Temper: to exercise control over ; to dilute, qualify, or soften by the addition or influence of something else

      Now we know they ment Tamper but they are just idiots. As some may know it is very easy to open many "tamper proof" donut or pastry box then close it back up with a little glue

      • 2 votes
      #1.13 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:33 AM EDT

      Jim

      It surprises me that some people put MORE energy into scamming someone and avoiding being productive than they would if they actually pursued and honest days work!

      Jim well it actually amazes me even more that folks like you can read an article with on evidence what so ever and determine a person or people to be quilty because MSM or a cop said so. Then many of these same people will comment another day on an article about a cop gone bad and claim how crooked the cops are.

      Jim What evidence in this story makes you believe that these people are guilty?

      • 1 vote
      #1.14 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:38 AM EDT

      Fishman: You're right, the story left a lot to be desired but stop with the conspiracy theories already. Don't you think the police have better things to do than to fabricate such an elaborate story? Besides, it's been done before (remember the finger in the Wendy's chili story?). Eventually, we'll probably find out that the suspects likely admitted they were involved in a scam. Withhold judgment until we find out more detail.

      • 6 votes
      #1.15 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:38 AM EDT

      "...sealed, temper-proof packaging..."

      Hermetically sealed packages? No wonder Smith's prices are so much higher than their competitors. Or did they mean that the customer would not get pi$$ed off trying to get to the donuts.

        #1.16 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:01 PM EDT

        This article was out in the local news nearly a week ago. Typical nbcsnooze - if they can't find a gun shooting or racial comment to post they bring up week old "news" olds.

        • 5 votes
        #1.17 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:04 PM EDT

        So what led the cops to believe that the couple planted them? Good reporting NBC.

        • 2 votes
        #1.18 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:12 PM EDT

        The woman looks like she's been eating donuts for quite a while.

        • 3 votes
        #1.19 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:16 PM EDT

        These types of really ignorant people get caught because they always think they are smarter than the authorities.

        • 4 votes
        #1.20 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:17 PM EDT

        From Sharp minds come sharp ideas! Ha, ha, ha...

        • 4 votes
        #1.21 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:21 PM EDT

        Eating razor blades so they can sue the store ?? We may have just found THE two stupidest people on the planet ! Damn,when those two morons get out of jail we could use them in DC.

        • 7 votes
        #1.22 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:35 PM EDT

        What a waste of human flesh. Some people are stupid. Get a job or if you have one...get another one to get yourself out of debt. Did I say MORONS????

        • 2 votes
        #1.23 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:37 PM EDT

        A lot of holes in this article. Doughnut holes that is.

        • 3 votes
        #1.24 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:42 PM EDT

        "We interviewed the male today and he did admit ... that this was just a scheme thought up by them," Carpenter said. "They wanted to get a settlement of some sort."

        "Conder told police he and Leazer-Hardman devised the plan after telling each other about being in debt, the probable cause statement said." - from the Deseret News.

        NBCLite almost never has details.

        • 4 votes
        #1.25 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:16 PM EDT

        Among the charges was aggravated assault

        Three hours later additional charges of aggravated ass_aults were added.....

        • 1 vote
        #1.26 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:29 PM EDT

        #1.25 mpa - NBCLite almost never has details.

        They give what they have in the moment. If they waited for all the details, their competition would get a jump on them, and they don't like that. It's all about ratings.

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        #1.27 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:45 PM EDT

        ....stupid is as stupid does.

        There has to got to be an easier way to earn money.

          #1.28 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:48 PM EDT

          C'mon folks, everyone knows the cops are the dougnut experts, after all who has seen more dougnuts than a cop?

            #1.29 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:56 PM EDT

            Idiots ALERT.

              #1.30 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:10 PM EDT

              They may still get their own show on E or MTV when they video themselves crapping the blades out.

                #1.31 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:17 PM EDT

                Not to belittle all, but one phrase, " Dollar-tree Employees". At their ages, that says a lot about them.

                  #1.32 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:05 PM EDT

                  Don't tamper with their temper ! The only way to stop a bad guy from suing after eating his own razor, is for a good cop to arrest him. When the docs pull those bits out, they should enter through the lower opening, and if they nick the lower opening here and there in the process - oh well !

                    #1.33 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:36 PM EDT

                    I thought the goddamn spammers went away. They're baaaccckkk. PatriciaJames, you're a liar and a crook.

                    • 1 vote
                    #1.36 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:03 PM EDT

                    I think the evidence was that they got their coworker to eat one of the donuts and she immediately discovered the metal bits without swallowing, while the two accused had several pieces of metal in them. Think about what the article does say - the bits of metal were "the size of fingernails" - would you swallow several of these without noticing them as you chewed? I don't think so. They used the coworker to get someone who wasn't in on the scheme to be the one to report the "problem" and an injured party who didn't know anything about the scheme. I'm sure there is more that the article didn't tell us, but I think the size and number of pieces of metal in their bellies was a pretty good indicator they didn't unknowingly swallow these bits of razor blade from donuts that had been tampered with prior to purchase.

                      #1.37 - Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:49 PM EDT
                      Reply

                      ouch that's gotta hurt time to inspect doughnuts like we inspect halloween candy

                      • 5 votes
                      #2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:08 AM EDT

                      Inspect Candy?.......well i am an inspector by trade so...

                      • 5 votes
                      #2.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:20 AM EDT

                      Why oh why, do people just read the headlines and then post. The people put the razor blades in themselves! It was a scam!

                      • 8 votes
                      #2.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:20 AM EDT

                      Enma you missed it lol i was being sarcastic lol i know they are frauds and should arrest them if they haven't already

                      • 4 votes
                      #2.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:24 AM EDT

                      Well, that was terrible "sarcasm"!

                      • 3 votes
                      #2.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:28 AM EDT

                      ban doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      • 4 votes
                      #2.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:32 AM EDT

                      Hey don't criticize me okay? I didn't respond like most people would've responded and argue about it.

                      • 7 votes
                      #2.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:33 AM EDT

                      Cowtowntrucker;

                      Read the damn headline those idiots planted the razor blades in the pastry and "liking" your own comment is pathetic for the lack of better words i would've said.

                      • 6 votes
                      #2.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:35 AM EDT

                      Enma3

                      Why oh why, do people just read the headlines and then post. The people put the razor blades in themselves! It was a scam!

                      accually Emma if YOU read the article it state's .....

                      Among the charges was aggravated assault because the couple let one of their co-workers at a Dollar Tree store bite into one of the doughnuts, police said.

                      But ya knew that right?.......

                      • 3 votes
                      #2.8 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:40 AM EDT

                      Scooter; of course she knows that she is what some of us call a "know it all"

                      • 6 votes
                      #2.9 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:43 AM EDT

                      Enma is razor sharp this morning!

                      • 9 votes
                      #2.10 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:46 AM EDT

                      It must be SallyAnn she just changed her name lol

                      • 6 votes
                      #2.11 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:53 AM EDT

                      Rose, too bad your sarcasm sounded like stupidity

                      • 9 votes
                      #2.12 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:55 AM EDT

                      Too Bad Mary your ignorant for liking your own comment

                      • 6 votes
                      #2.13 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:59 AM EDT

                      Hello ...snap

                      • 5 votes
                      #2.14 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:03 AM EDT

                      Good lord folks...

                      • 5 votes
                      #2.15 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:04 AM EDT

                      "Every Rose has its' thorn."

                      • 7 votes
                      #2.16 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:05 AM EDT

                      wow

                      • 4 votes
                      #2.17 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:06 AM EDT

                      I'll be happy to inspect Candy. Who is she and where is she now?

                      • 4 votes
                      #2.18 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:09 AM EDT

                      im on a roll for trolls and this thorn going to prick those ignorant fools

                      • 3 votes
                      #2.19 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:09 AM EDT

                      Is the blog name "enma" a reference to "enema?"

                      Sorry, enma. No offense. It was too tempting to pass this up. Have a nice day.

                      • 3 votes
                      #2.20 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:12 AM EDT

                      Oh gosh!, inMYday, I never hear that one before! How imaginative and original you are. Does mommy know you aren't in school? At your age, I don't think you ought to be home alone. Call mommy, okay honey?

                        #2.21 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:21 AM EDT

                        Enma seriously the age card and how old are you

                        • 5 votes
                        #2.22 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:24 AM EDT

                        Enma, you know you are my mommy. Too bad we never did figure out who Daddy was though.

                        • 5 votes
                        #2.23 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:32 AM EDT

                        CAT FIGHT ......CAT FIGHT.....

                        • 7 votes
                        #2.24 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:32 AM EDT

                        GM Rose, Carol Scooter Here's a thought -

                        Hospital X-rays showed several razor blade pieces the size of fingernails in the couple’s stomachs, police said.

                        Those tiny little razor blade pieces have to eventually pass through the "system", so to speak. I can hear both of the perps yelling "ouch, ow, ouch ow" and then rubbing their butt on the carpet like a dog that has worms! A sight to see, I bet!

                        • 3 votes
                        #2.25 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:33 AM EDT

                        gm lafalot

                        Sirlafalot

                        Enma is razor sharp this morning!

                        On the cutting edge of incisive commentary, as it were.

                        • 4 votes
                        #2.26 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:34 AM EDT

                        Lmao!!!

                        gm Jack

                        • 4 votes
                        #2.27 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:40 AM EDT

                        Hello all.... MEOW... yes a good cat fight. You do not mess with Florida girls.... GM Gents!!

                        • 4 votes
                        #2.28 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:41 AM EDT

                        Shout .....CAT FIGHT..... and see who shows up........

                        GM Jack, Bill.......

                        ( sorry guys it was just too easy)

                        • 5 votes
                        #2.29 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:44 AM EDT

                        LMAO!!!!!

                        • 2 votes
                        #2.30 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:46 AM EDT

                        @Tramp,

                        Hey, someone has to pick the low-hanging fruit.

                        • 2 votes
                        #2.31 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:53 AM EDT

                        Lets hope none of has to see that. lol

                          #2.32 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:51 PM EDT

                          Looks like Enma got mad, took her toys and went home. Maybe it was the "daddy joke."

                          • 1 vote
                          #2.33 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:59 PM EDT

                          more then likely

                            #2.34 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:28 PM EDT

                            Congrats to all who chimed in on this post. The longest back and forth about nothing I have seen.

                            • 1 vote
                            #2.35 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:20 PM EDT

                            irony is you comment on this post as well so that makes you chiming in on nothing.......derp

                            • 3 votes
                            #2.36 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:31 PM EDT

                            hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..................................................................................Well this thread was that funny. Like my wife always says, it's not funny the second time around. Got to love them people who likes to correct sarcasm and those who likes to criticise others for doing the same thing.

                            Wild rose, looks like you pricked off a few today.

                            • 1 vote
                            #2.37 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:16 PM EDT

                            it does look like i did

                              #2.38 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:21 PM EDT

                              You people should be ashamed. Engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

                              • 1 vote
                              #2.39 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:24 PM EDT

                              ah so you must be a guy that thinks every battle should have a gun well i have one its called my mouth

                                #2.40 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:26 PM EDT

                                OK so these two wanna be fraudsters go and put broken razor blades into a bunch of donuts and a co-worker tries one and spits it out yet these two idiots both eat the donuts and just how many did they eat and swallow before the coworker comes into the picture?

                                How would you even explain eating the donuts without noticing the bits of metal in the mix and then swallowing them when someone else spits it out almost immediately when trying one?

                                It must have taken all the brain power these two both had to come up with this plan and now hope they have to pass the evidence the natural way to send the point home.

                                They say it takes all kinds but what does this fall under besides utter stupidity on a grand scale.

                                Hopefully they investigate this couple farther to see if their other claim against the dollar store has any real merit.

                                  #2.41 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:45 PM EDT
                                  Reply

                                  America, the sue happy empire... we have more lawyers than the rest of the world combined.

                                  • 11 votes
                                  Reply#3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:10 AM EDT

                                  You're probably right about that. But, then again, we have more rights that can and need to be protected than the rest of the world combined. Such rights as the right to a defense and the right to redress when someone harms you.

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:42 AM EDT

                                  And yet the schools graduate them at about an 8-1 ratio over doctors...so i ask whats wrong with this picture?

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:44 AM EDT

                                  I don't know what's wrong with this picture, but I do know if you went to school, you would know it is STATES not state's......

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:50 AM EDT

                                  Ellen Ashlie

                                  I don't know what's wrong with this picture, but I do know if you went to school, you would know it is STATES not state's......

                                  Officer Ellen...

                                  verb (used with object)

                                  19. to declare definitely or specifically: She stated her position on the case.

                                  20. to set forth formally in speech or writing: to state a hypothesis.

                                  21. to set forth in proper or definite form: to state a problem.
                                  22. to say.

                                  But ya knew that right?.....So whats your Vine SP&G Badge number?

                                  • 5 votes
                                  #3.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:23 AM EDT

                                  What kind of dumbass uses an apostophe in "states" and then tries to defend it? An IA.ScooterTramp dumbass!

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:56 PM EDT

                                  WOW you should have not said that

                                  • 2 votes
                                  #3.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:12 PM EDT

                                  he says scooter a dumbass but yet he liked his statues therefor BobFreebird whose the dumbass now

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:22 PM EDT

                                  "What kind of dumbass uses an apostophe in "states" and then tries to defend it? An IA.ScooterTramp dumbass!"

                                  Ummm....a person who is trying to show possession? Like "the state's capital is ___________?" The states' overall GDP is __________________? I don't know but I think that was taught in basic english back in grade school.

                                  What do I know, cause I didn't even know States was spelled STATES. But I've been wrong before. Anyways, if yer gonna correct some one's grammar, at least get yer own right.

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.8 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:43 PM EDT

                                  its you're not yer derp

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #3.9 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:57 PM EDT
                                  Reply

                                  Take them to the woodshed, pull down their pants and beat them with a pair of plow shears. Sorry bunch of oxgyen thieves.

                                  • 5 votes
                                  Reply#4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:10 AM EDT

                                  You're dead on, my friend.

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #4.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:30 AM EDT

                                  I don't disagree with your suggestion, but I think you meant "plowshare". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plowshare)

                                  I just like words too much to let this pass by unmentioned.

                                  • 3 votes
                                  #4.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:32 AM EDT

                                  American Soldier, you really don't have any clue on what a plowshare is do you. I would love to see you try and pickup a pair of plowshares. I take it you have never worked a farm or guided a plowshare.

                                  Now granted there are some hand held shares but they are used in a mill setting and not on a farm stored in the "woodshed"

                                  I was also wondering what your fascination is with pulling down a mans pants? A little odd isn't it.

                                  • 2 votes
                                  #4.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:55 AM EDT
                                  Reply

                                  Attention insurance fraud dummies: People who are not faking it do NOT actually swallow bits of glass or metal BECAUSE THEY CAN FEEL IT IN THEIR MOUTHS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW IT.

                                  • 5 votes
                                  Reply#5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:14 AM EDT

                                  hee hee! Dumb asses!!!!!

                                  • 3 votes
                                  Reply#6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:14 AM EDT

                                  Sure, when I worked at a Foster Farms factory I planted all kinds of things. I dreamed about some poor sap at Christmas time getting one of my sausage links, a grandma perhaps, putting a nice piece on a Ritz cracker taking a bite, and falling off the couch dead from the meth I planted....Ahhh those were the days! Well, gotta run, I'm working the morning shift at the Shamrock factory, have to grab my mixture and be off.

                                  • 2 votes
                                  Reply#7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:15 AM EDT

                                  Maybe you weren't 'around' when the Tylenol tampering killed all those people... but if you're trying to be sarcastic (like Rose, unsuccessfully) you missed the mark and I hope the cops come to your door and just make sure. Just to make sure you get over it.

                                  • 3 votes
                                  #7.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:03 AM EDT

                                  et tu Mary?

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #7.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:13 AM EDT

                                  Mary go shove an 8 inch boot somewhere and keep my damn name out your ignorant ash mouth!

                                  • 3 votes
                                  #7.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:20 AM EDT

                                  temper temper young lady.....

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #7.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:28 AM EDT

                                  Rose every Wednesday the tolls come out of the woodwork. Good lord, some of the comments are so dang stupid

                                  • 4 votes
                                  #7.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:32 AM EDT

                                  What amazes me as she puts my name in her mouth cause she clearly is ignorant to do so she Likes her own comment

                                  • 3 votes
                                  #7.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:32 AM EDT

                                  Well.............I like to see more than just your name in her mouth. But that may depend on how much beer I've had.

                                  • 1 vote
                                  #7.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:30 PM EDT
                                  Reply

                                  Smart real smart.... they make a fine pair, pair of what im not sure but i bet their combined IQ wouldn't match room temperature in an igloo . But at least they burnt an ambulance chaser out of a few bucks. Whats he going to do after all ? sue em?.......

                                  • 3 votes
                                  Reply#8 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:15 AM EDT

                                  And the "Dollar Tree"? I'd go for some bigger company. Like robbing a gas station when you could have robbed a bank. (Scooter tramp, the ridin is great out here in SoCal right now)

                                  • 2 votes
                                  #8.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:35 AM EDT

                                  wish i was there, couple bikes out here, but i dont play the whole "ride no matter what" anymore. one slick spot and bam...parts prices are nuts.

                                    #8.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:49 AM EDT

                                    Wes,they only work at the dollar tree, they were trying to get money from smith's, where they bought the doughnuts

                                    • 2 votes
                                    #8.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:58 AM EDT

                                    Well, tramp have you been in an igloo? Don't insult room temperature in an igloo my friend that's just wrong.

                                      #8.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:33 PM EDT
                                      Reply

                                      "Stupid is as stupid does." When you live your life by something Forrest Gump said, you know you're in trouble.

                                      • 2 votes
                                      Reply#9 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:16 AM EDT

                                      As the article said,this story has some holes in it.

                                        #9.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:48 PM EDT

                                        Why, we should all live our lives by something Forrest Gump Said. The world would be a better place.

                                          #9.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:53 PM EDT
                                          Reply

                                          Time to ban razor blades so criminals won't have access to them!

                                          • 4 votes
                                          Reply#10 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:20 AM EDT

                                          Oh puhleeze, will you stop with this ridiculous analogy! It was stupid the first time it was tried and it is even stupider after it's posted on everything!

                                          • 8 votes
                                          #10.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:23 AM EDT

                                          LOL time to ban everything!

                                          • 1 vote
                                          #10.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:39 AM EDT

                                          ban...."ban".....

                                          • 3 votes
                                          #10.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:50 AM EDT
                                          Reply

                                          I'm surprised they're from Utah, not Florida.

                                          • 4 votes
                                          Reply#11 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:20 AM EDT

                                          I'm not.

                                          • 2 votes
                                          #11.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:34 AM EDT

                                          like location matters....a bag of nuts is a bag of nuts no matter where they are.

                                          • 6 votes
                                          #11.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:36 AM EDT

                                          True. But location does matter. This is the very heart of the "Southern Strategy" ... a political concept invented by Utah native Karl Rove which gave us the idiot Bush.

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                                          #11.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:39 AM EDT

                                          Know what i find surprising?...That it took this long to inject politics into the article....OCD is cure-able ya know.

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                                          #11.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:53 AM EDT

                                          You're not surprised !!!

                                          You've been posting here long enough to know better. If you'll lie about that ....

                                          Besides ... politics and location (which IS a key point in the article) really do go together. Tell me it's an accident that Italy has had "fifty governments in its first fifty years of democracy" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Italy).

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                                          #11.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:03 AM EDT

                                          No kiding IA.ScooterTramp I'm amazed it took this long too and wow talk about cat fighting! Whew! Merrroooowwwwwww :)

                                            #11.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:02 PM EDT

                                            It's Bush's fault................Will he be running for a second term?

                                              #11.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:08 PM EDT
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                                              So they are sitting around one night and one say's "Hey, you know what, let's buy some doughnuts, chip up razor blades, swallow them and then sue the company" and the reply from the other was "here hold my beer"..... can't fix stupid

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                                              Reply#12 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:22 AM EDT

                                              Ego LOL yep it was probably "Hey ya'll watch this!" Boy it's gonna hurt once those blades pass ouch!

                                                #12.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:04 PM EDT

                                                I'd be willing to send a couple of bottles of Isopropyl - sanitation, you know.

                                                  #12.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:28 PM EDT
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                                                  Lets see. Should the government outlaw doughnuts or razor blades???

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                                                  Reply#13 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:22 AM EDT

                                                  SMH! See post 10.1!

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                                                  #13.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:24 AM EDT

                                                  The government should outlaw people like you trying to derail and confuse the issue.

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                                                  #13.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:37 AM EDT

                                                  Ask Mayor Bloomberg about that.

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                                                  #13.3 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:38 AM EDT

                                                  The government should outlaw people like you trying to derail and confuse the issue.

                                                  after posting....

                                                  True. But location does matter. This is the very heart of the "Southern Strategy" ... a political concept invented by Utah native Karl Rove which gave us the idiot Bush.

                                                  round metal cooking receptacle meet ... larger round metal cooking receptacle.....

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                                                  #13.4 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:57 AM EDT

                                                  "round metal cooking receptacle meet ... larger round metal cooking receptacle....."

                                                  Good to meet you, Scooter!!!

                                                  Something tells me that you don't like the obvious being pointed out to you. equating donuts to guns seems a little more remote than pointing out that stupid seems to be concentrated in specific locations and isn't restricted to eating razor blades.

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                                                  #13.5 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:13 AM EDT

                                                  I LOL'd IA.ScooterTramp.

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                                                  #13.6 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:20 AM EDT

                                                  Outlaw donuts.

                                                    #13.7 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:07 PM EDT

                                                    "equating donuts to guns seems a little more remote than pointing out that stupid seems to be concentrated in specific locations and isn't restricted to eating razor blades."

                                                    Or, perhaps people are equating the banishment of doughnuts and razor blades to transfats and large sugary drinks? In this case, NYC would be the location of improtance, no?

                                                    People, stupid swarms all over this world!

                                                      #13.8 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:31 PM EDT

                                                      Swarming stupid people................what a ungodly sight.

                                                        #13.9 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:18 PM EDT
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                                                        moving up the Darwin awards list...idiots

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                                                        Reply#14 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:34 AM EDT

                                                        Unfortunately, one has to die to be a recipient of a Darwin Award. I wish these two the best on that endeavor.

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                                                        #14.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:05 PM EDT
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                                                        Tom- both, as they will use something else if there are no razor blades to be found!

                                                          Reply#15 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:36 AM EDT

                                                          Okay...wouldn't it be less life threatening and probably easier to just pay off your debt?

                                                            Reply#16 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:41 AM EDT

                                                            Depends on who they're in debt to. ;)

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                                                            #16.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:20 AM EDT

                                                            They work at the Dollar Tree....

                                                              #16.2 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:41 PM EDT
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                                                              I wonder if they did this on their lawyers advise.

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                                                              Reply#17 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:41 AM EDT

                                                              They are probably being represented by Jose Baez.

                                                                #17.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:50 AM EDT
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                                                                workers at a Dollar Tree store

                                                                That helps make at least some sense of it. This is a company that wants to judge the intelligence level of prospective employees, and hires on the basis of the lowest scores. Maybe they can keep the turnover down like that.

                                                                  Reply#18 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:43 AM EDT

                                                                  step up from their last gig of jail staff...

                                                                    #18.1 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:36 AM EDT
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                                                                    Brilliant criminal minds at work here.

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                                                                    Reply#19 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:47 AM EDT

                                                                    They obviously didn't think about the end result.....those razor blades have to come out somehow!!!

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                                                                    Reply#20 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:58 AM EDT

                                                                    Now, what would have been funny if police and hospital officials got together to teach these two a lesson! After the x-rays, doctors could have told the couple that they were sorry, but there is nothing we can do! The razor blade fragments will cause a hemorrhage within 24 hrs and you both will die!!

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                                                                    Reply#21 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:01 AM EDT

                                                                    . The couple were in debt, the newspaper reported, citing a police statement.

                                                                    Aren't credit cards wonderful things? Especialy when combined with high paying jobs like the dollar tree and a double digit IQ.

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                                                                    Reply#22 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:04 AM EDT

                                                                    Now that's justice...post their picture on the net so the whole world can see what a pair on dumbass's look like.

                                                                    Thanks losers for the daily laugh...these two sure aren't worth much more....but they sure make a great example of stupidity in motion.

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                                                                    Reply#23 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:10 AM EDT

                                                                    "Hey honey, we're out of money for meth. What should we do now?" "Oh, I don't know. Think of something..."

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                                                                    Reply#25 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:17 AM EDT
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                                                                    It appears that the NUTS were eating the

                                                                    donuts instead of topping the treats?!?!??!?

                                                                      Reply#27 - Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:19 AM EDT
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