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A naked body washed ashore in Miami Beach, Fla., on Thursday morning, sparking a police investigation and sending chills through the neighborhood.
The deceased man was found on the beach at around 1:30 a.m. Thursday, NBC Miami reported. Police did not give any details on what the apparent cause of death was or how the body may have wound up on the beach.
The victim hasn’t been identified, according to NBC Miami.
“I was with my friend and I saw the policemen going to the beach, so we went there and saw a dead body,” Alexandra Mathiu, a student at a local language school, told NBC Miami. “It’s just so scary because it’s in front of our school.”
Police are working to determine the cause of death. A medical examiner was on the scene Thursday and removed the body, NBC Miami reported.
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It's the Bay Harbor Butcher at work again!
his family couldn't afford to pay the coyotes the surprise 'Drop of Fee'
Naw .He was mugged.....bet somewhere there's a manatee swimming around in a new suit.
Another "fun time" result of a "Happy Vacation Cruise Line".
Hey, did Carnival do a complete head count before being towed back from that crap cruise?
Weekend at Bernie's!
It could be worse ..... it could have been half a body.
More details about this crime have not surfaced yet.
TFNJ....."More details about this crime have not surfaced yet."
You are so correct. Guess this time Mr. "Drama" Obama will not say "He could have been my son".
That was a joke fool, quit ruining my sh*t
awww i was hoping that it would have been my exwifes body geez
Late for anatomy class maybe???
It was Fidel Castro he finally died and they threw him in the ocean.
OMG, its Osama Bin Laden!
Is that show still on? It is never a good idea to go swimming with knives... Forget the sharks!! Worry about Dexter and his totally whacked Sister...
LOL
It couldn't be the Bay Harbor Butcher, he would have been in pieces.
I think they should call Horatio Caine.
Thanks TFNJ. That was a good one. Everyone around me wondered what I was laughing at. I'll just let them wonder.
Happens to me all the time. I just make believe I was coughing and sneezing at the same time.
That's last time Marco Rubio makes a joke about Christie's weight!
I'm hoping it was a lawyer.
(sorry, attorneys, I was just taking an advantage of an easy joke. some of my best friends are lawyers, including 2 judges. of course, all of my enemies are lawyers too. lol)
Ten to one odds in the last election he voted for Obama!
My body lies over the ocean
My body lies over the sea
My body lies over the ocean
Oh, bring back my body to me
Jimmy Hoffa
Here is an updated story: http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21010095696953/man-s-body-found-on-beach-shore/
Huh, I'm not following your logic? Care to clarify that?
Tol is part of Florida Lt Gov's Gambling junket and racketeering group. And I'll bet he denies it!!
LOL
Was it a Cuban swimmer who ran out of gas, a headless mafia hit, or one of the Miami socialites pretending to be in a Jaws film? Too little info to even post this story...........
Midnight, drunken, naked swims can end badly.
TFNJ
Maybe he should of taken off those cement shoes before he went into the water?
But depending on the company ...perhaps worth the risk.
Does Obama have an alibi?
It was the summer of 1980. I walked the beach early one morning, and happened across my dream girl. I was so stricken by her beauty we made love over and over that day. The following morning I walked the same quiet, early morning, beach and found her head not far away.
Maybe he smelled of alcohol from drinking all night, and he wanted to wash up on the shore....
ahhh true romance blooms...thanks for the uplifting story......
I take it Sirlafalot got no head that evening.
GD all! Necking is nice.
And perhaps shoulders and arms as well.
There once was a fellow named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
You know...
Drinking and night swimming; a winning combination!
It's Florida. Do I need say more. If there was an ocean in Chicago we'd all be in real trouble.
Ever been to Chicago? Ever seen the lake (actually an inland sea) that it is on?
Yeah, dodging the gang bullets is alot easier than taking a swim. Pass on Chitown.
Custom1911- Most people who have never been to Chicago and seen Lake Michigan or seen Lake Superior for that matter have a certain vision in mind when they hear the word "lake". As you have so correctly pointed out, inland sea is a far better description.
By the way, I see you are a follower of the Reverend Bob Dobbs and the Church of the Sub-Genius. We have something in common.
I have may times custom and if things persist you will be able to walk on it soon. And the Illinois river? If any fish still lie there they probably look like something from the Simpson's.
(GM Mary)
Custom1911: How is Lake Michigan distinguished as a sea from a lake? My research says that the difference is nebulous. "If you can walk around it, it's a lake; if not, it's a sea."
Jeez guys, a sea is salt water, Lake Michigan is a fresh water LAKE. Hench the word LAKE in it's name.
custom 911--even those who have never been to or seen Chicago know that NO one sane goes SWIMMING NAKED this time of year in Lake Michigan.
The same cannot be said for Miami beach, especially in crazy season. (Spring break)
So Utites should really call the Great Salt Lake the Great Salt Sea?
Actually, Lake Michigan is interconnected with the Great Lakes*Lake Huron is actually has rivers running out of it that make their way to the Ocean eventually, so perhaps it can NOT be classified a lake by the above qualification that you can walk around it, man-made bridges notwithstanding.
Unless the river freezes over or the bodies are so thick you can walk across them...
Everyone is right and everyone is wrong. Miami Beach is plastic, as are the Glam Set's Titties. But they do provide bouyancy!
Class dismissed.
Thank God that the Canadians have a say in the treatment of the Great Lakes. If not for them the US would be draining off water to fill the swimming pools in Arizona and using the rest as a dumping ground for industrial run off.
@ the thinker, The Great Salt Lake was part of an inland sea, but since it's mostly gone, it's not so much a body of water, as it is a salt flat. So, it should be called The Great Salt Flats. But sea would be more correct than lake.
Oh yes they call him the streak, fastest thing on two feet.
not any more.....
Well he certainly left a path of destruction in his wake.
I was standing over there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
They called him Bob before he washed up on shore. Now he's Phil.
You all are insensitive. Play nice...
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Denver bill I thought his name was Sandy.
I still say I hope he was a lawyer.
Or a child molester.
Either way.
Maybe he was bored (board, as in, "stiff as a..")
More inspiration for Carl Hiassen's next novel.
YEAH! (and may I say, Carl has been VERY negligent in his writing in the last few years!)
Star Island is one of Carl's best tomes. Love his writing style.
He is a True South Florida Jewel.
EW.
EW ?
E-tremely W-et?
E-xtremely W-aterlogged?
ewwwww?
ummmm...maybe ...just maybe ....it washed up there?. Perhaps the cops should have read this article where it states...
or maybe just the headline....
when someone does read it i bet he gets promoted ...probably to detective...
What is the cause of death IA.ScooterTramp? Did the guy go for a dip off a boat? Did somebody dump him there?
not what i pointed out ...but offhand i would say he quit breathing.
Probably his heart stopped beating too.
Elian Gonzalez!
I wish but its only one body if it was him there would be at least 30 more!
Nothing good happens at 130 am
You didn't go to the right college parties!
Damn it ! You're probably right ......
Drunk people do swim in the nude and drown. Sheesh. Being afraid because a body washes ashore on a beach near you is like being afraid because someone died in the hospital down the block.
The scared guy sounds like an import pussy.
Natalee Holloway!!! She ALMOST made the swim home!
Bait?...... Was they filing a new "sharks" in the area?
Theme from Dexter playing right now. Good call Adam3130244
Nothing like a lot of information............wow. The reporters must have just listened to the police scanner.
It was a hit....the manatees cant be trusted...pass it along....
They are just about the only thing that can.
Ban all Manates.
Gonna open a new bar:
Club Manatee
Was his name "BOB"?
Bobba Bouy
They probably didn't take a bath or shower the night before because they knew they were going to wash up on the beach!
The original joke, now not told due to the @!$%#ed up PC Era, is:
"Why don't Haitians take baths? Because they wash up on shore."
The companion joke is:
"How do you get 30 Cubans into a Volkswagon? Tell 'em it floats."
I know, I know. Don't shoot the mesenger. I am a SoFla Native, so I have heard them all.
Just not lately.
Probably just another spoiled twentysomething clubber who had too much to drink and maybe did some coke, X or MDMA on top of that.
UltraFest is in town, so you are definitely making an educated guess. I never had a problem swimming with Molly...or anything else.
As usual MSN strikes again......headline to get you to read the article and when you get there; nothing......by the way you guys are cracking me up with your posts. IA Scooter you especially! Thanks for the laugh!
EW!!!!!
Probably from a cruise ship. He couldn't take it anymore and decided to swim for it.
I think it is Bin Laden too.
I wonder if cases of porn videos will wash up in the next few days.
wow i wonder what happened?
They found a dead body??? Is that compaired to finding a live body?? Does anybody proof read these things, or are they writen by someone in the 5th grade,,, But then again it IS MSN
But then again, it is Skeets and Sheryl. Keep on Hating while swimming in it. There is always Yahoo or Fox, ever-present bastions of intelligence.